Yadrolla System Mingle

[lacyprincess]

Who: EVERYBODY
Broadcast: Yeah, sure, I guess
Action: The Fleet and the Yadrolla System
When: 4/29 - 6/8

[Hey, hey, look, we have a new system! Let's go compete in stuff and root for sportsball teams! System info is here!

GO WAVES!]

Comments

[privateeyed]

Yeah, I bet. [he got blown up and is technically a cyborg and he's like the most normal one around here]

Finger lasers are cliche and take a lot of energy, I'd be replacing power units all fuckin' day. [...] I got a grappling hook but it don't work.

[sylphid]

[Welcome to jprg world, Ben.]

Lame. My mom's got an arm that glows.

[It begins.]

[privateeyed]

Why does your mom's arm glow?

[what]

[sylphid]

It's also a prosthetic. More interesting than yours, anyway.

[Fie, please.]

[privateeyed]

That doesn't make it more interesting.

[here we go]

[sylphid]

Glowing is automatically a rank up in cool factor.

[privateeyed]

The fuck it is. I bet she'd agree that how it works is better than what it looks like.

[he says, with an arm that malfunctions sometimes, but details]

[sylphid]

It also slices things. [...] He.

[privateeyed]

And? [...] Okay, but my point still stands.

[sylphid]

No it doesn't.

[privateeyed]

Yes it does. Besides, I could make mine glow if I wanted to, but I'm not into that flashy shit.

[sylphid]

Uh-huh. How smooth does yours operate?

[privateeyed]

If I don't mention it to folks, they usually don't notice it's fake. So, pretty smoothly.

. . . the mods are a different thing all together.

[sylphid]

They might notice if they stabbed it. [FIE.]

So not as well as you'd like.

[privateeyed]

Yeah, that's happened a few times. It's pretty funny.

I've had it for ten years, so it ain't new and fancy shit. It costs money to upgrade.

[sylphid]

[She might be eyeing his arm with renewed interest now. Just simple curiosity of course!]

You could try that here. I think there are a few people with false limbs, Mom included.

[privateeyed]

Trust me, I've considered it. I've got a few parts and a full replacement just in case, but I'm kinda fond of this piece of shit. [...] —wait, he's here? What's his name?

[sylphid]

Hm... so you're set if it randomly falls off at some point.

[She blinks.] Mom.

[........] Or Shiro.

[privateeyed]

I mean, I guess. I still prefer mine though.

[. . . ] Oh, him. I arm-wrestled him.

[sylphid]

I bet you lost.

[Said without skipping a beat.]

[privateeyed]

So what if I did?

[c'mon that's not fair]