Yadrolla System Mingle

[lacyprincess]

Who: EVERYBODY
Broadcast: Yeah, sure, I guess
Action: The Fleet and the Yadrolla System
When: 4/29 - 6/8

[Hey, hey, look, we have a new system! Let's go compete in stuff and root for sportsball teams! System info is here!

GO WAVES!]

Comments

[mikangirl]

I've seen a couple shops I can direct you to! I'm no miracle worker, but I grew up in an orchard and I keep a vegetable garden, so I've already done the rounds.

[FRESH FRUIT+VEG for the Bloodsport, always.]

[wingenvy]

[Hey he's all about proper snackies. He's a growing boy after all.]

Sweet! I'll let Aerith know, then. Maybe we can give the ship a nice floral treatment.

[mikangirl]

Please give it a floral treatment. All that dull black gets on my nerves.

...though I bet Biri would probably try eating them. [Dilemma.]

[wingenvy]

Yeaaaaah maybe keep 'em in rooms with doors too small for him to fit through or something. Though I bet Aerith would know what kind of flowers taste bad to animals...

[mikangirl]

[Snrk.] Well, he's too big to go anywhere really other than the cargo bay, so I guess she can go for broke in other places. But flowers that taste terrible. That'd be fun to watch.

[So mean.]

[wingenvy]

Poor fella.

[His sympathy isn't very convincing, considering he's laughing.]

Animals have a way of getting back at you one way or another, so be careful there.

[mikangirl]

Given how many times that bird has managed to fry me so far, I'd call it evening the score on my side. [HAH. Look, he nearly killed her on the first day they met.] But Cloud might take offence, I guess. He's pretty fond.

[wingenvy]

Yeah, I can imagine. They've both got the chocobo-butt look.

[kkkkkkkind of.]

[mikangirl]

Chocobo-butt...?

[Headtilt. Pls explain. I mean, she might jump to her own conclusions in a second but--]

[wingenvy]

Ahhh, y'know- big, fluffy, yellow? Cloud told you about chocobos, right?

[mikangirl]

He has not. [Though now she's very amused.] That explains a lot, though. I mean, I assumed Biri reminded him of something or someone back home. Chocobo-butt hair, huh.

[STORIN THAT ONE.]

[wingenvy]

Oh, wow! Shame on all of us, then. I was thinking Biri reminded me of a demented-lookin' chocobo from day 1.

[He spreads his hand over the sand below, making a flat surface so he can use a stick to draw a very basic, cartoony doodle of a chocobo.]

They're like big fluffy chickens, but real cute, and you can ride 'em when they're full grown. There's a few that come in different colours, and they can do rad stuff like walk on water, but those are more rare. Most of them are a bright yellow.

[mikangirl]

Oh, huh. No wonder Cloud took to Biri so thoroughly. [He was making little kweh noises and everything.] He's a one of a kind in our world-- a hybrid some mad scientist decided to create and then abandon, more or less. Back home, he's big enough you could fly him.

I'm sort of glad he's not as big here, though. He doesn't have enough room to move as it is.

[wingenvy]

Yeah, I feel like a full-sized chocobo would have a tough time in a ship that small. A chicobo, maybe... like how animals in the fleet stay small? Oh man, that'd be adorable.

1/2

[mikangirl]

Ahh, a chicobo sounds like it'd be so cute~!

[mikangirl]

...probably couldn't help me with my shopping, though.

[Important facts.]

[wingenvy]

[what]

Biri helps you go shopping?

[mikangirl]

[She can't work out if you're confused or horrified but oh well. Nami grins.]

He likes following me around a lot, so I load him up with shopping bags.

[wingenvy]

[Maybe... both?]

That must look wacky, walking through a shopping district...

[mikangirl]

[Both is good!]

In some of the busier places, definitely. I wouldn't take him into the streets here, for example-- he'd probably spook and fry the crowd.

[wingenvy]

Oh right, he's some kind of electro-bird, isn't he? That's one-up he's got on chocobos. They're better for heavy stomping.

[mikangirl]

Fighters, huh? [She smiles.] But yeah. It's both handy and kind of a health risk at home. He tried to save me from monsters in a lake once. Sadly, I was still in the lake at the time.

[wingenvy]

Oh geez. He's got heart, but he's as dumb as he looks, then...

[Because sorry Nami but he looks like a total dope.]

[mikangirl]

Oh yeah, he's a complete dumbass. [It's all cool she knows very well Biri's a complete moron.]

But I guess it's the thought that counts, as long as you survive his good intentions.

[wingenvy]

I'll be sure to steer clear of him when water is around, then.

[He likes surviving!]