Sara Lance (
sassy_assassin) wrote in
driftfleet2018-06-08 03:47 pm
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Who: Sara
Broadcast: Video!
Action: On the Marsiva // The Twin Roses
When: Now!
[ The feed starts with Sara adjusting the camera and pursing her lips, then flashing a waxy smile that doesn't go anywhere near her eyes ]
Hi, so, I'm going to need you to go ahead and let me out of here and return me to my ship. I mean, we could do this the long way, but you really, really won't like that. It will be long. And painful. Possibly over days. The thing I'm going to assume you didn't realize about me before you decided to make this incredibly idiotic move is that I don't take kindly to cages. They're not really my thing, and I have a particular prejudice against the people who want to put me in them.
But hey.
[ She puts her hands up in a conciliatory manner ]
Maybe I'm reading this entire situation the wrong way. Just come and get me, we'll talk, and I won't even break your fingers for it. Promise.
Okay? Okay. Chop chop!
[ She rolls her eyes, sighs, and switches off the camera ]
****
[ some time later, Sara shows up in a burst of confetti on The Twin Roses. Hi friends! ]
Broadcast: Video!
Action: On the Marsiva // The Twin Roses
When: Now!
[ The feed starts with Sara adjusting the camera and pursing her lips, then flashing a waxy smile that doesn't go anywhere near her eyes ]
Hi, so, I'm going to need you to go ahead and let me out of here and return me to my ship. I mean, we could do this the long way, but you really, really won't like that. It will be long. And painful. Possibly over days. The thing I'm going to assume you didn't realize about me before you decided to make this incredibly idiotic move is that I don't take kindly to cages. They're not really my thing, and I have a particular prejudice against the people who want to put me in them.
But hey.
[ She puts her hands up in a conciliatory manner ]
Maybe I'm reading this entire situation the wrong way. Just come and get me, we'll talk, and I won't even break your fingers for it. Promise.
Okay? Okay. Chop chop!
[ She rolls her eyes, sighs, and switches off the camera ]
****
[ some time later, Sara shows up in a burst of confetti on The Twin Roses. Hi friends! ]

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I'm going to guess you haven't met many demons.
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They are not a thing where I am from, no. You?
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Well, like I said, he's a very bad demon. Like - bad at being a demon. So don't worry about him to much. Just make sure you keep caught up on your tab.
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Usually the best way to keep things. Especially if you want the drinks to keep coming outside of being on a planet where they actually serve them.
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Any other demons here I should be aware of?
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He's the only actual one I know of. You'll have to decide the others for yourself.