Twenty-somethings gotta twenty-something

[mikangirl]

Who: Everyone invited, everyone gatecrashing (technically you're all invited, so...)
Broadcast: Who knows, maybe some drunken texting later on
Action: Iskaulit Pool!
When: 3 July

[It's a party for a narcissistic redhead who likes to be reminded she's alive.  Come celebrate!  Alternately, come sneak in and steal the food!  There's a bar set up for drinks drastically lowered to cost-price or to-be-paid-later-tab, a non-alcoholic punch in case of wandering minors (spike it and Nami will end you) and random snacks.

Oh, and a pool.  Which is heated.  Kind of important, that part.

Step right up, I'm reliably informed we'll have Thor with his shirt off, take pictures while you can.]

Comments

[mikangirl]

There is nothing silly about the ocean. [And she appreciates the gifts that relate to it a lot.]

[goldenglasses]

I was hoping you'd feel that way. And I'm also hoping you're enjoying your party!

[mikangirl]

Oh, I suppose it'll do.

[She enjoys it very much.]

[goldenglasses]

It will do? Well, we'll certainly have to do better than that next time won't we? [He plays along. Knowing she's kidding.]

You have some interesting friends. [Hi, my name is kettle.]

[mikangirl]

It's a curse of mine in life. I meet more weird people than I do normal people these days.

[goldenglasses]

I don't know if I would call that a curse! Means your life is rarely boring, right?

[mikangirl]

Do you know what I'd give for a week or two of boring sometimes?

[goldenglasses]

Probably just as much or perhaps even more than I would?

[mikangirl]

So what you're saying is you would call it a curse, then.

[goldenglasses]

I dunno. Depends on the day of the week that you ask me. Today? I consider it luck and good fortune because I get to have a fun day with my friends next to a pool to celebrate an amazing woman.

[mikangirl]

[l m a o, vash]

You know, you can be smooth or you can be a dork. Pick one and stick with it.

[goldenglasses]

One? [He scoff dramatically.] That sounds really boring!

[mikangirl]

There's boring and there's consistent. I'm sure you can manage if you try.

[goldenglasses]

I don't know. I'm terrible at consistency.

[mikangirl]

How's a girl meant to trust such an inconsistent man?

[goldenglasses]

Ahhh... Because you can trust them to always be inconsistent? In a way that's consistent, isn't it? I think... maybe....

[mikangirl]

But inconsistent means undependable, Vash. I'd get that looked into if I were you.

[goldenglasses]

Maybe I should. Do you have any good doctors to suggest?

[mikangirl]

...do we even have doctors on the Fleet anymore? That's a good question.

[goldenglasses]

There's still Anders if you've met him. Also Kitty mentioned there is a doctor called Strange in the fleet. [For the moment.] Although not sure how I feel about a guy named Strange doctor-ing me.

[mikangirl]

...you know, my ship doctor's name is Chopper.

[She ain't gonna dis Strange, yo.]

[goldenglasses]

Wait, really? You're joking. Right? Your ship's doctor isn't really named Chopper are they!? [She doesn't look like she's joking, but it's just--- REALLY?]

[mikangirl]

Dr Chopper. [She takes a sip from her glass.] He likes cotton candy.

[Very srs.]

[goldenglasses]

Huh.......... [What do you say to that?] Well. [That is something to say. Yes. Now try something a bit more helpful.]







So, he's got to be a pretty good doctor to be a part of your crew, right?

[mikangirl]

Mm, opinions differ. He's also considered our emergency food supply.

[Now she's just trolling. While still being honest. Go figure.]