It's Because I Stomped on Your Glasses, Right

[mikangirl]

Who: Nami and you~
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport, Space Bar
When: Now-ish?

Figures. I go take a nap for a couple weeks and lose half the crew. See, this is why you can never turn your back. [We are wry today. The Bloodsport is super quiet, and it's a little sad, but...well. She feels more for Kaname, to be honest. Nami herself will be just fine. (She wonders about Zack, though. Way, way too many bullet holes for her to feel comfortable about that.) And she's been playing catch-up on the network, so...]

We seem to be down a lot of people lately. If you've lost someone this week, come into the Space Bar. For you, drinks are on the house. And if you're new-ish, I'm Nami and I run one of the two bars on the Iskaulit. I'll give you your first half price.

For everyone else... I wanna talk glitches for a bit. Do you think the comas count as glitches? But aside from that, I'm compiling a list of the kinds of jackassery people get hit with in this Fleet. If you're comfortable talking about it, weigh in, even if you just want to leave me a note. I'm making a list.

[Not really for nefarious purposes. But it's at least useful to warn new people what kind of garbage they might suffer from during their stay.]

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[Aside from turning up to work for the first time in weeks at the Space Bar, Nami can be found on the Bloodsport either staring at the ship roster in bed-headed disbelief, checking in on who's left, trying not to get run over by Biri on an overjoyed rampage, and generally wondering why the hell the Atroma saw fit to gut her ship of the majority of its crew.

Seriously, what the hell.]

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Glitch Notes

[mikangirl]

Kestia infection (physical timeline shift)
Narcolepsy
Partial amnesia
Modo modo no mi regression (pts?)


[If you just want to leave a brief note so Nami can compile it, feel free to tag it onto this thread.]

[tempredmental]

Keith shares the following:
- turned into a kid twice, once with full memory, once with memory at the age he was turned into
- turned into an animal

Others he knows:
- turned into a mermaid
- given animal parts (like ears and tails and wings)
- gravity resistant
- having an existing elemental power altered to a different element

[mikangirl]

[Thanks, Keith, you're a bro.]

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[abracafcku]

So, newbie here, but what is this glitching thing I keep hearing about? Because iiiiit does not sound fun and I'd rather not?

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[mikangirl]

Yeah, I don't blame you. Okay, first off, have you been told about the augment you've got stuck in your neck?

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[abracafcku]

Yeah, that thing? I try to pretend it isn't there. It's pretty much useless because I'm already a chef and it really messes up the whole neckline.

[And he has a cook augment. Stupid.]

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[privateeyed]

I hope you plan to pay me for all the overtime I put in. Time and a half and shit.

[translation: welcome back, again, what the fuck, he was worried, etc]

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[mikangirl]

What, you're not gonna do it just out of the goodness of your heart and/or sheer boredom?

[translation: I'm okay and ready to sass as always, hi how you been.]

[privateeyed]

It's cute that you think my heart isn't shriveled and black and all those other shitty metaphors.

[they're so good at this]

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[unbearablynaive]

I've personally experienced alterations to my abilities; I've also seen memory loss, species alteration, behavioral changes, and one particularly bad case of the hiccups.

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[mikangirl]

[Oh, dear. A lot of those are pretty much in keeping with other stuff she's seen.]

Hiccups? That poor guy.

When you experienced alterations, did you recognise the alterations as an ability that someone you knew had?

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[unbearablynaive]

Indeed. There were bubbles that came out of his mouth each time, and it lasted for several days.

Yes and no. Kitty and I have a very similar ability - to phase through solid objects. Mine can reverse as well, making me more dense and able to affect objects with greater force. I became stuck intangible, while hers reversed and became more solid. So she did gain an ability of mine, but it was also a natural opposite of something she already had.

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[onlyanapple]

This is technically a savage undercutting of my business, but you've had a shitty time of it so I'm going to let it slide.

[It's never even slightly a problem, he's actually genuinely glad to see she's awake again, but this is how he chooses to voice that.]

Also there's a chance comas count? The ones that last a while. It'd be like excessive sleeping, right?

Video

[mikangirl]

[Man, she knows a lot of tsun people. Or demons. Whatever.]

Think of it as recouping all the losses I made not being hands on for the last two weeks. [Yeah, she's unrepentant. But also like she expects to net all of two people with that, maybe.]

And yeah, I was wondering about that. It's not like they really serve any other purpose.

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[onlyanapple]

[She can collect them all!]

I suppose that's fair enough. Given everything.

Not unless Atroma use the time we're out to play around with our augments. Upgrade them, maybe? Fix them? I've never had one, personally.

Space Bar

[sassy_assassin]

[ Sara's at work because... well... someone needs to be working, and she doesn't leave it all to Nami ]

So, do I just serve free drinks to anyone who's crying, or...?

[ yes, that's her attempt to lighten the mood ]

[mikangirl]

[Snrk. Despite how bad she feels for people, she grins at that.]

Well, probably a good start. Though I don't know, maybe everyone'll start crying to see what they can get away with.

[bryces_pup]

thanks for the offer. probably going to take up on it later.

also: i got turned into a child for a week a month or so back. and i know someone who had gotten turned into a dog.

[mikangirl]

They really like the child glitch, don't they? That's the one I see the most often.

[She hesitates.]

And no problem. How are you doing?

[rebuildyourruins]

Good morning.

[That's what one says after someone wakes up, he supposes.]

I would count sudden fevers among the glitches I've experienced.

[mikangirl]

G'morning.

[And interesting. Until she remembers the shenanigans that went on while Castiel was here.] Was that after your, uh. Adventures in space?

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[necromanswers]

Think I'd still count as new-ish, but I may or may not have already gotten completely smashed at your place last week? I can't remember. Might have to swing by later to make sure.

[And to drink, because drinking is always fun.]

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[mikangirl]

[Man, it's a shame your twin is on voice only.]

Well, you didn't get a half price drink then, did you? [I mean if you did she might have to castrate someone.] So I guess you can still count for it today.

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[axi]

[It's after the second week of crew disappearances that Kaname shows up without notice and takes a seat at the bar. With Nami behind it, she holds up a finger for one glass, then points to a bottle on the back shelf. If unclear which one, she leaves it up to her captain to decide.]

Whatever we don't finish, I'm taking back to my office on the ship.

[Yes, we.]

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[candothat]

[Just sending Nami a message doesn't seem like enough. This is why Pavel tracks her down and offers her a bottle of something that is decidedly green and definitely alcoholic.]

This is your on-the-house drink. Please take it.