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[ananym]

Who: Alucard + You
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: SS Red Fish
When: Right now!

[ broadcast. ]

[ when alucard woke up, he saw metal and wondered briefly if he was trapped in another coffin. but clarity comes soon after and he notices the bright, strange lights. similar to the kind that reside in his father's castle but . . . better developed. smoother, even. alucard rises into the air before letting his feet touch the ground. strange as this may seem, alucard isn't one to panic. answers will come and he will find them. at the very least, this does not seem to be his father's work.

one could consider that a mercy.

after some time, alucard finally finds the communicator and manages to turn it on. people would notice immediately that he is extremely pale and handsome. they would also notice he's bare chested. when he speaks, it's polite and soft. ]

Greetings.

[ a pause as alucard wonders if it is working. still he forges on. ]

I seem to be missing a few of my clothes. Particularly my shirt. Where might I find some?

Comments

[abracafcku]

Wizard, technically. But it's an important distinction to make versus warlocks, sorcerers, and necromancers.

[ananym]

[ eh. mage, wizard. ]

What is the difference?

[abracafcku]

Schools of magic, spells available, and the sources of our power. Sorcerers draw power from themselves and they're insanely powerful, but they don't have as many spells available on a given day. Warlocks forge a pact with something else and are taught their magic that way which limits them to what their patron can impart. A necromancer? Raises the dead and generally gets McMurdered whenever a reaper gains wind of them because fucking around with life and death magic is a biiiig no-no.

[ananym]

[ interesting. ]

That is different from what I know of magic. The mage I knew could put her intent into her magic and do almost anything.

[abracafcku]

Different worlds, different rules is what I've been learning. Wizards can memorize a spell - any spell - and cast it. She's probably closest to that or to a sorcerer, depending on where she's drawing her power from.

[ananym]

I've never asked. She seemed competent enough in it that I trusted her skills.

[ and sypha knew what she was doing. ]

[abracafcku]

Yeah, from my experience women seem to be the most competent of any species. Good choice in trusting her.

[ananym]

So I've noticed. Though I imagine it's not a high bar.

[ because men suck. ]

[abracafcku]

[He barks out a laugh.]

Yeah, probably not. I used to think I was pretty good at the most basic of functions: staying alive. But I've apparently died way more times than I actually have recollection of, so who knows anymore.

[ananym]

How did you die multiple times?

[abracafcku]

Well for the ones I remember? Time shenanigans. [He shrugs with a smile on his lips.]

Ever been stuck doing the same hour over and over again in an endless loop? Because I sure have.

[ananym]

I cannot say I've ever had the pleasure.

[ he's seen strange things, but meddling in time? that's new. even for him. ]

[abracafcku]

Yeah, don't recommend it. It comes with some heavy, kinda shitty consequences.

[Like being removed from the world you knew entirely.]

Time's too delicate to mess with.

[ananym]

Then why did you?

[ alucard isn't accusing him though. ]

[abracafcku]

Hoooooold up there, buddy. It wasn't me who'd been fucking around with time.

I was part of a team sent there to stop it from happening. We just, uh....fucked up a lot at first.

[ananym]

[ he's not terribly surprised. ]

I suppose time is a difficult mistress.

[abracafcku]

This time? Yeah. But it probably depends upon who's wielding the chalice when you meet up with them. Cups don't really got a gender, my guy.

[Which probably makes no sense whatsoever to Alucard, but Taako isn't explaining.]

[ananym]

Perhaps not, but as we said. Women outclass men so the outcome does not surprise me.

[abracafcku]

Oh definitely. Other than Pan, the other gods I've met - prior to here, natch - were all badass ladies. Well, I haven't met one of them yet, but she scares me shitless anyway - goddess of Life and Death just has that ring to it, yanno?

[ananym]

I would think so.

[ though he hasn't met any gods. nor does he plan to, being the abomination he is. ]

[abracafcku]

Yeah, I call her Bird Mom though. It makes Kravitz's face twitch a little.

[He laughs because it's funny to him even if it's probably not funny to anyone else.]

[ananym]

[ it's wild when people think they're funny and no one laughs. ]

I'm sure that means something to you.

[abracafcku]

[It's funny as hell to him; it's not his fault no one else knows the lore.]

Indeed it does. Maybe one day I'll feel like cluing all the rest of you in on it. If you're nice, that is.

[ananym]

I'm not sure I will hang up with anticipation.

[abracafcku]

Not even a little curious? You're no fun.