Mistletoe Mingle!

[passingthrough]

Who: Those who are about to be kissed! OTA
Broadcast: Not likely
Action: On any ship in the fleet including the Iskaulit
When: Now until December 26

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight.
Lead me out on the moonlit floor.

(Adventures in Mistletoe info post. Remember to mark your top levels with any boundaries you want to set! Enjoy!)

Comments

[goldenglasses]

I'm stuck! I can't get in! [To prove his point Vash tries to take a run into the bar, but ends up just running in place.] SEE!

[cajunspice]

...Yeah, no, I missed that. Do it again? [Remy may also be getting his com out so he can record Vash if he tried to run in place again.]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah so I jus-- [He starts to move and then stops when he spots that com coming out. Sorry Remy, Vash isn't quiet THAT stupid.] HEY! Need I remind you that this business won't last very long if no one can get through the door?

[cajunspice]

Well not with ya blockin' the way it won't. [The thing was... that was a good point.] Will have to keep an eye on the doorway durin' the shifts, destroy that mistletoe whenever it pops up.

Or we could start a kissin' booth, charge to get people free. Though that feels a little too much like extortion for me.

[goldenglasses]

Do you really think I have to kiss someone to get out of here? What if we just destroy that plant now?

[cajunspice]

Can try, but I don't think it helps get ya outta that. [Also, that does mean getting close to it, and a chance for Remy to get trapped too.] Can ya reach it up there? Or do I gotta throw a card?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash removes the laser pistol from it's holster.] You can throw your card and I can shoot? That way we can obliterate that thing.

[cajunspice]

[Wait...] Is that thing safe to fire in here? Not sayin' ya goin' to miss, but it just a small leaf, would go right through it, right?

[Then again, explosions in a spaceship weren't good either.]

[goldenglasses]

Don't your cards explode? Is that safe to do in here? [Answering questions with questions.]

[cajunspice]

I mean... yes.

[But,] If I could touch it I could just burn it off, no boom. Though don't really wanna get stuck in that door either. [Though saying that, Remy does start to head over towards Vash and the doorway. Whatever they decide on, they do both need to get to work, and that is only going to happen with getting through that doorway.]

[goldenglasses]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [Vash holds up his hands in the sign of stop as Remy gets closer.] You want to get stuck under here with me or something?! Do you know what people usually do under that plant? [Vash had just found out earlier that day.]

[cajunspice]

Oui, I know what mistletoe be, 'nd also what it seems to do here. [Yep, not stopping until he was right at the door frame, but still outside of that bubble of holding.]

But I also know that ya standin' there all day ain't goin' to help, 'nd we gotta prep for the lunch shift. So, [So pucker up, Vash, this is for your own good. Reaching out his hands, Remy took hold of Vash's face and pulled him in, planting a kiss against his lips. And maybe smiling a little into it in amusement at the situation.

Sorry Vash, but also not sorry. Honestly, he only did it this way because he was sure Vash wouldn't mind. At least not too much. It was too funny not to take the chance.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is too surprised and shocked to even pretend to fight back when Remy takes hold of his face and kisses him. He stands there in shock for a moment before giving his over the top performance. He mock spits and rubs a hand against his lips.] What the crap, Remy! You didn't even TRY the other idea! Oh crap... you don't have a crush on me do you? Because I'm sorry, but I'm not into men. [That and he's taken. Which he knows Remy is aware of and why Vash doesn't think Remy actually has a crush on him.]

[cajunspice]

[Grinning widely back to Vash, Remy chuckled deep in his throat, currently ignoring the other's protest as he gave a nod of his head into the bar.] Go grab a chair so we can reach up 'nd get that thing down. [Remy would rather not risk getting himself trapped just yet, he was sure Vash would just leave him there after what he had done.]

[goldenglasses]

Alright! Alright! I'll go get one. But I won't like it! [He'll be indifferent. Also still annoyed that Remy kissed him.

He's gone for a short bit of time before returning with a chair. A chair he quickly climbs on and reaches up to pull down that mistletoe. He pulls and holds it into his hand and turns to Remy looking smug in his victory.] Ha! Got it! [Care to point out that another mistletoe has popped up to replace the one he took down?]

[cajunspice]

[Happy to stand back so he didn't get trapped, Remy watched as Vash sorted out the problem.

Or maybe not. His gaze moved upwards and a smile spread across his face, staying silent as after a long moment he pointed back up to the doorway.]

1/4

[goldenglasses]

[Vash had just finished jumping down off the chair as he looks up with a frown.] Well that didn't work. [He picks up the chair to walk it back into the bar.]

2/4

[goldenglasses]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaand starts walking in place again.]

[goldenglasses]

Huh... I appear to be stuck.

4/4

[goldenglasses]

THIS ISN'T FAIR! WHY DOES STUFF LIKE THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEE?!

[cajunspice]

[Ok, Remy could stand here all day watching this show. Well, maybe he needed some popcorn, but still, he wasn't that mean.

For the most.]

Come here, [He said, waving a hand for Vash to lean his way back to Remy.] Get ya out again then 'll see if m' powers help keep that thing 'way.

That or 'm going to station ya at the door today so ya help people get in 'nd out.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash stops moving closer to Remy again at the suggestion.] What!? Why me!? Why can't you sit here kissing everyone? [What would Kitty say if she found out!??!]

[cajunspice]

Because it's funnier that way. For me, that be. It's funnier for me. [And Remy's being nicer, planting a kiss on Vash's cheek this time. It seemed to work for some, not for others, and he already teased Vash enough as it was with that last kiss.]

[goldenglasses]

[It works and he's able to leave from the mistletoe's influence again.] See, I think you should run the kissing booth. It's your idea and I'm pretty sure more people will be interested in kissing you than me.

[cajunspice]

Flatterer. [Moving into the danger zone now, Remy took the chair, standing on it and reaching up to burn that plant away. And waiting to see if it comes back.]

Or could make it real 'nterestin' 'nd flip a coin or something each time need to do so, leave it up to luck.