Mistletoe Mingle!

[passingthrough]

Who: Those who are about to be kissed! OTA
Broadcast: Not likely
Action: On any ship in the fleet including the Iskaulit
When: Now until December 26

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight.
Lead me out on the moonlit floor.

(Adventures in Mistletoe info post. Remember to mark your top levels with any boundaries you want to set! Enjoy!)

Comments

[abracafcku]

What?

[Taako is actually taken aback by that for a moment, then he snorts and shrugs. He tries to look casual, but his shoulders are tense now.]

No. [Yes] I'd just rather not have a plant fuck up my day when I'm busy.

[dothelokimotion]

[ aha. loki has it. the nugget of truth. ]

Or "fuck up" a burgeoning relationship with Death, it seems.

[abracafcku]

I never said shit about a burgeoning anything, my dude. Your imagination is getting away with you.

[Stop it, Loki. He doesn't enjoy this!!!!]

If you're not gonna tell me, then I'll just have to start Blinking everywhere and hope the devil plant can't reach between planes.

[dothelokimotion]

[ innocently. ]

Good luck. On that and your romantic endeavors.

[abracafcku]

Ugh.

[Taako rolls his eyes and throws his hands up.]

I both like you and hate you at the same time. I hope you know that.

[dothelokimotion]

That tends to be the general consensus when it comes to me.

[abracafcku]

I mean. ......Same. [Taako's relationships with most people boil down to them thinking "You're an asshole, but you're useful so I'll put up with you."]

But still, you could have had someone who just straight up liked you.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki chuckles, though it's not a pleasant sound. ]

There's no one like that.

[abracafcku]

[Taako eyes him for a moment, then makes an exaggerated gesture at himself.]

Coulda, woulda, shoulda, my fella. Talk about a missed opportunity.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki huffs. ]

It doesn't bother me. I've long gotten used to it.

[abracafcku]

Doesn't it? You might be the Trickster God, Loki, but I'm the King of Calling Out Bullshit Mountain.

[dothelokimotion]

A king without a kingdom then.

A reputation is earned and kept.

[abracafcku]

So you want me to start calling people on their bullshit more? Sure, I can do that.

[He's totally here for calling people out.]

[dothelokimotion]

Why not? It's a hobby.

[abracafcku]

An amusing hobby definitely.

[And one he'll certainly do on top of all the other things he's got going here. But that doesn't mean he hasn't forgotten that he needs to call Loki on his bullshit either.]

I'll add it to cooking, shopping, fashion, pranks, adventuring, and fishing.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki smirks. ]

Fishing?

[abracafcku]

Are you surprised? It's a good hobby.

[And survival skill.]

[dothelokimotion]

Not hunting? Or foraging? Fishing is far more time consuming, even as a survival skill.

[ despite being a prince, loki has spent a great deal of time in the outdoors and has mastered many of those skills. ]

[abracafcku]

Foraging can't really be called a hobby, can it?

Fishing's relaxing. And unless some water beast decides to attack me, generally pretty safe.

[dothelokimotion]

It depends on what you're looking for.

[ he cants his head at that. ]

You have the patience for fishing?

[abracafcku]

Just because I live by my impulses doesn't mean I can't also have downtime. I'm multifaceted, mmmkay?

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki cocks his eyebrow. ]

And you're choosing fishing as one of those facets?

[abracafcku]

Why not? Unless you have some deep-rooted issues with fishing.

[Taako smirks]

Do you have some deep-rooted issues with fishing? Did a salmon snub you once? A sweetfish forget your birthday?

[dothelokimotion]

Not particular. I just don't deal with things that smell on a regular basis.

But I can see you don't have that problem.

[abracafcku]

[Ohhh, Loki. You're opening yourself up for that one.

Does Taako take it? The smile on his face widens as he considers and weighs the consequences of taking a stab at Loki's pride. Probably not worth it, but it's so tempting.]

Might wanna reconsider the way you phrased that, bud.