Mistletoe Mingle!

[passingthrough]

Who: Those who are about to be kissed! OTA
Broadcast: Not likely
Action: On any ship in the fleet including the Iskaulit
When: Now until December 26

Oh, kiss me beneath the milky twilight.
Lead me out on the moonlit floor.

(Adventures in Mistletoe info post. Remember to mark your top levels with any boundaries you want to set! Enjoy!)

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[tallasaking]

[One of these days, Tyrion will sing Taako 'The Rains of Castemere.' It ... pretty much defined the reason why you never screwed a Lannister.

They shook, his hand was kissed, he arched an eyebrow and ...

Stepped out of the doorway. HUH.]

That. Was worth it.

[He exhaled in relief.

[abracafcku]

[Taako grins and lets Tyrion go, bowing to him with a flourish.]

Easy peasy, my dude. They never specified what kinda kiss had to happen, so you always gotta look for the loopholes.

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion bowed in turn, with an equal flourish.]

I do enjoy the loopholes.

[abracafcku]

Who doesn't?

[Unless they're used against him, loopholes are awesome. Taako shoots Tyrion a wink and some fingerguns.]

So I'll bring the seedlings by soon - our deal holds, right?

[tallasaking]

Quite so...

[Oh, watch yourself, Taako. Tyrion Lannister does love him some loopholes to gain the upper hand.]

Our deal holds. [A deep bow.]

[abracafcku]

[He smirks and nods; good enough for him. He's always waiting for people to backstab or backtrack, so even if Tyrion does, he can just make his food awful for awhile in revenge.]

Awesome. Just remember if you reneg on it, I can set your head on fire with my mind.

[He's mostly teasing.]

[tallasaking]

[A Lannister always pays his debts. Tyrion won't fudge on the deal unless, of course, Taaki tries to change it. The terms have been set.]

A Lannister always pays his debts. [He said, saying the thought that rolled in his mind.] Don't try to change the deal, and I won't do the same.

[Well ... sort of. Tyrion would use his mind and fire.]

[abracafcku]

Change it to what? I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to getting you to grow a bunch of weed for me, but it ain't exactly my style.

[That was more Pringles with his weird-ass potions.]

Although, if you want a magic lesson, we could always add that to the deal for a little more on the side.

[tallasaking]

... well I would not grow weeds, regardless, outside of dandelions.

[They at least have medicinal value.]

... let me think about that.

[abracafcku]

No, no, not weeds. I meant weed. Yanno, 4/20 blaze it, toke it up and chill?

[Taako gestures like he's smoking something and then vaguely waves his hands.]

I'm sure a lot of people here could honestly do with a blunt to chill their edgy angst shit.

[tallasaking]

... you are saying many words but none of them make any sense to me,

[Tyrion finally said, shaking his head in confused wonder.]

[abracafcku]

[He chuckles.]

Well, maybe one day we'll come across some choice kush and see how much sense I make to you then.

[tallasaking]

As long as you can explain the word 'kush' to me as well.

[Here, Tyrion just looks amused.]

[abracafcku]

You'll learn what it is, once I find some. Even if it isn't my exact style, I cannot leave a man in the dark. You never know what vices you might enjoy until you try 'em, right?

[tallasaking]

Considering how many vices I have had ... I suppose I cannot argue with that.

[abracafcku]

See? You say tantalizing shit like that, Tyrion, and expect me not to follow up?

Lay it on me, my man. What dark pleasures get your goat?

[tallasaking]

Please, it is nothing as ... well I suppose it might be. I am an expert in sensual debauchery.

[Tyrion tips his head in a bow.]

I was known as the greatest client for any whorehouses from one end of Westeros to another.

[abracafcku]

[He laughs at that because that is?]

Awesome.

[And weird, but Tyrion isn't old like Merle so it doesn't feel strange thinking of this dwarf boning down like the best of them. He holds his hand up for Tyrion in the universal (maybe?) gesture for a high-five.]

Betcha you were popular, huh? All the ladies and gents must've loved it when you came by.

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion snorted softly, as he shook his head with slight disbelief, and amusement.]

I was popular because I spent a great deal of coin. People always like you when you spend gold, Taaka.

[abracafcku]

[Why does no one know how to high five in this world??? Taako sighs and shrugs it off.]

Well yeah, no shit, but they also like it a lot better when the spender of said coin's got something other'n just money goin' for him. Handsome face, good with his hands, winning personality - [Taako winks at Tyrion] - y'know, the stuff that makes every encounter fun.

[tallasaking]

[Well mostly because this world is made of a dozen other worlds and he just happens to come from one with no high-fives - so judgy Takko!]

I cannot deny that I have always had a clever tongue, and it has often gotten me in and out of mistakes, given the day and the encounter. It was well used in the whorehouses.

[abracafcku]

[He can judge all he likes!!! Although the mention of a "clever tongue" elicits a snort of laughter from Taako.]

If your tongue is as clever as all that, you shouldn't need to go to a whorehouse to put it to good use. Fuck, just ask like - anyone. Who i their right mind would turn that good time down?

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion is absolute rubbish at judging people, don't ask him to do that, Taako. Sooner or later he's just going to sympathize.]

It comes with this face and this stature, alas, so ... many people. From my own world. This one, hm.

[He thinks about that.] Mostly I have gotten turned down for the sheer fact that people are in love with other people. Although I have a delightful standing offer from Cyril and Jim.

[abracafcku]

[That's where being a callous asshole comes into play, Tyrion. Learn from Taako. He's great at being an asshole.

Taako shrugs off the comment about his face and stature though because?]

Fuuuuck those guys then. Dwarves are totally fuckin' normal and people who want to be dicks about it can go shove their opinion up their own asses where it belongs.

[Although being in love with someone else is kind of a good reason to turn someone down. He can see that.

After his outburst, Taako takes a calming breath and tosses his hair over his shoulder. Time to go back to nicer topics.]

Why not take 'em up on it? Jim seems like the kind of guy down for any sort of party.

[tallasaking]

[But Taako he doesn't want to be like his daaaaaaad.]

Well thank you, Taako. I appreciate anything that allows me to shove anything up the asses of the nobility of Westeros.

[His lips twitch.]

I have never been truly attracted to the male form, to be blunt.