the white noise is deafening silence

[thespaceopera]

[In the very early hours of January 20th, as the Marsiva and her captives drift nonchalantly through the depths of the universe, there is a call. Every single personal communicator and console springs to life, spitting out a stream of indecipherable static and showing only gray snow on screen. It continues like this for a few seconds longer, going black and then going staticky, and then the signal switches to the encrypted channel generally used for speaking to the Interceptors when something big goes down.

This is a little more successful. The voice may be familiar to some, at least through the static.]

Zhade here! I trust I ███ your attention? I'm having some ██▓▓ble ██tting through. Some of the ░▓██▓█ are missing. I can't ░▓▓▓ read on their loc█████ns. [A particularly long burst of static.] ███stening. I'll s█▓▓█ more inf██▓▓▓▓▓█ I get it.

Stay sharp! [There's the sound of someone actually doing the fingerguns wink noise, and then static.

Any messages sent back won't get through, and Zhade isn't there to answer.]

[ A blip of lost time passes right after those words, before every passenger mysteriously wakes alone in their own unfamiliar room. The style of decor resembles that of the Marsiva's Hospitality Deck, if any passengers should remember what that's like. It sounds and smells the same as the host ship as well, all clean and chrome.

Welcome back to the Marsiva, dear passengers. It's time for round three of calibrations. ]

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Comments

[necromanswers]

Ah, yes. An excellent exercise in socializing with the peons. At least we've heard the song enough to know the words well, yes?

[She gestures with a hand to materialize the illusion of a fancy cocktail in her hand and lifts it in salute, beginning to belt out the lyrics in a Griffin-esque mediocre English accent.]

[abracafcku]

I believe we have heard the song enough for it to haunt us even in death.

[But? If Lup is going to sing, then Taako in a falsetto is going to sing along, but he'll look appropriately gloomy about it because Haggar isn't allowed to have fun. Ever. Even when she's having fun, she can't have fun. It's against her DNA or something.

Meanwhile, people are staring because who the hell sings along to this cursed song??? Apparently they do.]

[necromanswers]

[Taako's deadpan imitation of Haggar singing is amazing, which is great, except that it's very quickly causing Lup to lose her shit. Her share of the singalong keeps trailing off as she pauses to take a sip of her cocktail, hiding a gigglesnort between each sip and wrestling to hold on to a straight face.

It's... not going well. Every time Taako's voice shifts an octave her own voice hitches with laughter. Deception's never been her thing as much as his - she's more of an up-front and in-your-face kind of threat - and she's rolling a critical fail on this one.

But hey, at least she's having a blast?]

[abracafcku]

[He's having the time of his life and Haggar is....well, looking like she's dead inside as she sings about loving all the different parts of a cat's face.

So all in all a good day?

Whenever someone looks their way too closely, he clams up, only to start singing again once their attention is elsewhere. It's surprisingly easy to intimidate people into not sparing him a second glance in this disguise.]

You know, I think they're going to kill us if they ever find out.

[necromanswers]

[She's doomed, she's out, she can't do it anymore. Lup has her face buried against one arm, draped over the couch, her shoulders shaking with muffled laughter. Taako's Haggar game is too good.]

We... haha... we probably should not let them find out, then. Naturally.

[abracafcku]

[Fucking win for Taako! He barely stops himself from grinning, the corners of Haggar's mouth twitching from the strain of it.]

Oh, natch, they're not going to hear it from me.

[And if the gods be willing, none of these numbskulls will tell either. He's fairly certain no one saw him actually sing, even if they'd heard his voice. Haggar's voice. Whichever.

As he watches, the people at the bubble are getting frustrated again, agitated enough to go at the sphere's shield one more time, when it suddenly bursts, the spell coming to an end.

There's a pause and then someone runs to the panel, slamming a hand against the stop button.]

Entertainment's over for the evening, I guess.

[necromanswers]

Mmmhm. It was pretty good while it lasted, though.

[Damn you, spell slots, ruining the fun. With a final giggling huff, she lifts her head to watch the room begin to wind down.]

...We... may wish to evacuate, before they think to ask us questions about what just happened here.

[abracafcku]

[No sooner than is the suggestion out of her mouth, Taako's already up and heading for the door. He's never one to refuse a chance to bug out before things get bad and with the mood of the people in here? It could go very, very bad.]

Yup, peace. Taako's already out. You better keep pace or I'm gonna dust you.

[necromanswers]

Like hell I'm getting left behind!

[She has no qualms about ditching all hints of Loki behaviour and immediately lurches into a mad dash, scooting past him and running down the hall as fast as her legs will carry her.]

[abracafcku]

[Wait are they not-- SHIT.

Taako barely gets a glimpse of her as she rushes past, people turning to look as Loki books it out of the common space. He has a decision to make now and he wavers on the edge of it, eyeing the other captives as suspicion dawns in their eyes.

Gotta save the goof, no matter what.

"Haggar" shakes her head at the others.]

Only ask if you wish to incur his wrath.

[And then Taako is shuffling off after Lup, biting his lip to choke back his laughter once the hood can properly conceal his face. He's pretty sure no one wants to incur any godlike wrath so they're likely in the clear. Time to go find Lup and smack her one for almost ruining their perfect disguises.]

[necromanswers]

[As soon as Lup turns the corner and gets a few doors down she casts Invisibility on herself, pressing up against the wall and holding her breath as she waits for Taako to pass by so she can jump him. This is gonna be good...!]

[abracafcku]

[As soon as Taako trudges out of people's view, he straightens up, tossing the hood off his face so it's easier to see what's going on. He can't see Lup in the hallway ahead of him, so she must've booked it right on straight outta there.

He turns the corner and stops as he's confronted with an empty hall. He could believe that she got one hall ahead of him, but two? He can't even hear her footfalls slapping against the floor anymore.

This is.

Suspicious.

His eyes narrow, but he really has no choice. He starts moving down the hallway, eyes sweeping for anywhere she might be hiding.]

[necromanswers]

[She waits... and waits...

And then, when he comes up right beside where she's standing, she drops her invisibility and tries to crash playfully into his side, hands up.]

Blarghhh, they found us!!

[abracafcku]

[Yeah, she's definitely here somewhere. She may be good, but he's been paranoid since he was born and even with only a few months of knowing her, he knows she's not this quiet.

"Haggar" continues to carefully creep down the hallway, head turning this way and that, looking for nooks and crannies, open doors, anything. She's looking the opposite way when Lup appears out of nowhere and comes crashing toward her, hands up and yelling. She turns in shock, hands thrown up and---






Lup passes straight through Haggar like she's a ghost. The illusory image shimmers and then dissipates as Lup crashes through, the shocked look on Haggar's face remaining.

From behind Taako starts to laugh, doubling over as Mislead ends, pointing at her.]

The prestige!!

[necromanswers]

Wh-

[She flails, practically pinwheeling (which makes her Loki illusion look super graceful, which is an added perk) as she tries to catch herself. A last minute turn keeps her from completely eating shit face-first, but her back does smack against the opposite wall, and she gawks at Taako for a moment before her face goes bright red with indignant irritation.]

Oh my gods, you little shit! Mislead!?

[HE'S SO DEAD!!]

[abracafcku]

[Taako takes a flourish of a stage bow, grinning ear to ear. It probably looks super freaky coming from Haggar's face, but he's counting on that disconnect.]

Should know better than to try and put one over on me, nerd. A quiet hallway after you went down it? Waaaay too suspicious.

[necromanswers]

Yooouuuu!

[She blows a raspberry at him, fiddling with her hair beneath the illusion, since the sudden collision mussed it out of place. She may not be able to see it, but she can feel it.]

Live in fear, Kokopuff, I'm definitely gonna get you for that one.

[abracafcku]

[No matter how much she threatens, Taako is going to ride this high as long as he can. Whatever fear should have been on his face is defeated by the beaming smile underneath the illusion and the triumph of having gotten one over on her. He watches her fuss with her real hair under the illusion which is weird as Loki's hair isn't fussed in the slightest. He's still giggling a little and sticks his tongue out at her in response to her raspberry.]

Yeah, sure, look at me quaking in my robes, Lulupop. I'm hella dumb, homie, you should know I'm not smart enough to live in fear.

[necromanswers]

Blehhhh. That's fine, that just means you won't see it coming.

[This might just be the start of a prank war, but oh well- that's business as usual for them. When they're not trying to one-up the people around them, it ends up just being against each other. Annoying on occasion, for sure, but... familiar, so that's nice.

...Hey, if he doesn't remember her, that means she can reuse pranks that worked on him before...]

[abracafcku]

Wouldn't be the first time. Just remember - I'm Lady Fate's hottest new emissary, so you gotta overcome the forces of fate.

[He smirks and then spins on his heel, waving his fingers at Lup over his shoulder.]

Also, I need to get back and replenish those spell slots for later. So catch you later?

[necromanswers]

Hah! Maybe I'll end up catching Fate's favour, as the vastly superior twin. Till next time, pussycat!

[She tosses him a two fingered salute and dashes off before he can shoot back a retort.]