[ one year anniversary ]

[dothelokimotion]

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS First Breath
When: Today! It's a special day!

( video broadcast )

[ the feed splutters before turning on. loki is surrounded by a whole bunch of boxes. boxes as far as the eye can see. loki has started opening them while the speakers blast this song loud and clear. loki, for his part merely huffs. ]

It seems I have spent a total of a year in this place and the, ah, viewers wish to celebrate. However most of this is useless to me, so I welcome anyone else taking them into their hands.

[ which, ngl, he's into. but the gifts loki has are just . . . baffling. he holds each one up to the camera. we have the mighty thor scooter, captain chickmerica, loki on hotwheels, a masterpiece, plastic horns, disturbing panties and something for "sophisticated men" ]

Please feel free to come by to the First Breath to pick them up.

Also, this has reminded me. Since we are essentially living by this . . . awkward mortal calendar, I have decided I want a birthday. You lot should help me pick one.

[ and get him presents. this is essentially a ploy for presents. ]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

Because people sent me gifts, Thor.

[rebuildyourruins]

Oh, I see! I misunderstood.

[No he didn't.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki sniffs. ]

All is forgiven. I'm well aware you have a tendency for it.

[rebuildyourruins]

[He's going to ignore that second part, merely humming in thought.]

And you said you wanted a birthday?

[dothelokimotion]

[ he rolls his shoulders loosely. ]

Why not? People enjoy any excuse for a party after all.

[rebuildyourruins]

['People' including Loki, Thor suspects. Birthdays aren't something Asgardians held much stock in, being as long-lived as they were. It was always more worthy of celebration when someone reached a new century than a new year.]

Sure, I guess. You didn't think of picking your own though?

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki shrugs. ]

I wasn't sure what to pick, to be honest.

[rebuildyourruins]

Hmm. I don't know that any days are better than the rest. Any suggestions yet?

[dothelokimotion]

I already have a few. A day called April Fool's and Halloween.

[rebuildyourruins]

Oh, I've heard of those. Something to do with pumpkins?

[Thor may not have paid close attention to what Midgardian holidays entailed.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ he's still one up from loki. ]

Yes. And a Pumpkin King. Mortals will worship anything these days.