[ one year anniversary ]

[dothelokimotion]

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS First Breath
When: Today! It's a special day!

( video broadcast )

[ the feed splutters before turning on. loki is surrounded by a whole bunch of boxes. boxes as far as the eye can see. loki has started opening them while the speakers blast this song loud and clear. loki, for his part merely huffs. ]

It seems I have spent a total of a year in this place and the, ah, viewers wish to celebrate. However most of this is useless to me, so I welcome anyone else taking them into their hands.

[ which, ngl, he's into. but the gifts loki has are just . . . baffling. he holds each one up to the camera. we have the mighty thor scooter, captain chickmerica, loki on hotwheels, a masterpiece, plastic horns, disturbing panties and something for "sophisticated men" ]

Please feel free to come by to the First Breath to pick them up.

Also, this has reminded me. Since we are essentially living by this . . . awkward mortal calendar, I have decided I want a birthday. You lot should help me pick one.

[ and get him presents. this is essentially a ploy for presents. ]

Comments

[brooklyn_boy]

Your helmet is made of gold.

[dothelokimotion]

I stand by my point. It's not as though we need it here.

[brooklyn_boy]

So you can give me all your credits? I have some things I'd like to buy.

[dothelokimotion]

No. Get your own.

[brooklyn_boy]

I'm not interesting enough. And you said money doesn't matter....

[Gotcha.]

[dothelokimotion]

I said it was overrated, not that I was generous with it.

[brooklyn_boy]

Fair enough, I guess. You could still make more with a therapy office. Just don't pull punches and tell people like it is. They'll love it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ his nose scrunches up at that. ]

Being inundated with the problems of people's lives sounds like a terrible way to pass the time.

[brooklyn_boy]

Yeah. And you're so busy with your.... What? Prowling around the shuttle?

[dothelokimotion]

I am a captain. And I have a ship to run.

[brooklyn_boy]

And that involves? [He's honestly curious. Looma isn't always as forthcoming with information on her duties.

But he's also teasing.]

[dothelokimotion]

Inventory, maintenance, crew satisfaction. Upgrades when possible. Listening to any feedback.

[brooklyn_boy]

You? Feedback?

[It almost hurts Steve's face to look this incredulous.]

There's a lot on that list I'm not sure I believe, but that one's near the top.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki frowns. ]

I take care of my crew.

[brooklyn_boy]

So if one of them said that they wanted to give you feedback on being more sociable?

[Steve needs to pull up the roster of Loki's ship and find people who are open to teasing their Captain.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki gives him a flat look. ]

Feedback on the ship, not me.

[brooklyn_boy]

That's not as interesting.

[dothelokimotion]

I am not interested in feedback on myself, thank you.

[brooklyn_boy]

Not even the compliments? I have a feeling you'd be interested in those.

[dothelokimotion]

[ yeah no. loki's pretty sure no one would bother complimenting him, so it's a non-issue. ]

If they existed, then certainly.

[brooklyn_boy]

You've got a nice helmet?

[He shrugs, smiling.]

[dothelokimotion]

[ he rubs his forehead. ]

Don't strain yourself.

[brooklyn_boy]

You're also Thor's best sibling.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki could point out that he was thor's only sibling right now. but that's not even true anymore. he could also point out that as terrible as hela was, loki has had a rather large hand in ruining thor's life. and ruining thor, as recent events have shown.

he should have left when he had the chance. but loki, without missing a beat or a hint of this turmoil, merely replies. ]

That isn't saying much.

[brooklyn_boy]

I guess it's not.

[Still, Steve is amused and oblivious to what's going on in Loki's head.]

Still true. And! You're the best at your domain. God of Mischief. [He looks pointedly at the gifts] Although the viewers seem to want to edge in on that.