[ one year anniversary ]

[dothelokimotion]

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS First Breath
When: Today! It's a special day!

( video broadcast )

[ the feed splutters before turning on. loki is surrounded by a whole bunch of boxes. boxes as far as the eye can see. loki has started opening them while the speakers blast this song loud and clear. loki, for his part merely huffs. ]

It seems I have spent a total of a year in this place and the, ah, viewers wish to celebrate. However most of this is useless to me, so I welcome anyone else taking them into their hands.

[ which, ngl, he's into. but the gifts loki has are just . . . baffling. he holds each one up to the camera. we have the mighty thor scooter, captain chickmerica, loki on hotwheels, a masterpiece, plastic horns, disturbing panties and something for "sophisticated men" ]

Please feel free to come by to the First Breath to pick them up.

Also, this has reminded me. Since we are essentially living by this . . . awkward mortal calendar, I have decided I want a birthday. You lot should help me pick one.

[ and get him presents. this is essentially a ploy for presents. ]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

[ that seems like a waste. ]

I don't have one.

[postocular]

[ Fine, you use your weird panties and creepy dildo. No skin off his nose. ] No? Not even something about them that you like? Summer breeze? Crunchy leaves under your feet? The smell of rain?

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki shrugs. ]

Not particularly.

[ he would say he's used to thunderstorms but that felt like a bit much. ]

[postocular]

Hmm. Until we get you an actual birthday, how about July 28th? I don't really celebrate mine anymore, anyway.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he blinks. ]

Is that your date of birth?

[postocular]

It is, yeah.

[dothelokimotion]

Are you sure you want to give that to me?

[postocular]

Why not? I don't mind sharing, and I'd rather be celebrating someone else, you know?

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki frowns. ]

But it is your day. Surely that holds some importance.

[postocular]

I used to celebrate with my mom and dad, but when everything happened, it wasn't really a thing, anymore. So it's been a while.

[dothelokimotion]

[ well. that's fair. ]

All the more reason to reclaim it, is it not? And have new memories?

[postocular]

Why don't we do it together? Make good, new memories.

[dothelokimotion]

Certainly, if you want to.

[postocular]

Why wouldn't I want to? I like sharing things with people I care about.

[dothelokimotion]

Still. I feel sharing a birthday is a lot to ask.

[postocular]

Not if I offered, dork.

[dothelokimotion]

. . . Fair enough.

[postocular]

At least now, you'll get actual presents instead of weird, creepy stuff.

[dothelokimotion]

I wonder what these actual presents would look like.

[postocular]

You'll have to wait until your birthday to figure that one out.

[dothelokimotion]

So it seems.

[postocular]

Don't worry, I won't let you have a bad day.

[dothelokimotion]

I'm not sure that is preventable.

[postocular]

It is, promise. Anybody tries to screw it up will get a knife to the kidneys.

[dothelokimotion]

[ he chuckles. ]

Isn't that my move?