[ one year anniversary ]

[dothelokimotion]

Who: Loki + You
Broadcast: Video
Action: SS First Breath
When: Today! It's a special day!

( video broadcast )

[ the feed splutters before turning on. loki is surrounded by a whole bunch of boxes. boxes as far as the eye can see. loki has started opening them while the speakers blast this song loud and clear. loki, for his part merely huffs. ]

It seems I have spent a total of a year in this place and the, ah, viewers wish to celebrate. However most of this is useless to me, so I welcome anyone else taking them into their hands.

[ which, ngl, he's into. but the gifts loki has are just . . . baffling. he holds each one up to the camera. we have the mighty thor scooter, captain chickmerica, loki on hotwheels, a masterpiece, plastic horns, disturbing panties and something for "sophisticated men" ]

Please feel free to come by to the First Breath to pick them up.

Also, this has reminded me. Since we are essentially living by this . . . awkward mortal calendar, I have decided I want a birthday. You lot should help me pick one.

[ and get him presents. this is essentially a ploy for presents. ]

Comments

[dothelokimotion]

[ this is so bizarre . . . ]

Why would stars have anything to do with one's personality?

[the_tailor]

Uhhh, I'm not actually sure, to be honest. I don't really know the history behind it all. Someone probably just got bored a looooooooong time ago and came up with it all for funsies, but it's stuck.

[dothelokimotion]

[ humans were so strange. ]

How many are there? These star signs.

[the_tailor]

[He raises his hands, starting to count them off on his fingers.]

Twelve! Twelve of them.

[dothelokimotion]

[ ah, to match the mortal calendar. loki hums. ]

We used to read fortunes in the stars. I had no idea the practice was still kept in the modern age.

[the_tailor]

It is, though part of it is kind of a fad since there's no real science behind them.

[dothelokimotion]

It is part of your collective culture.

[ at least he grasps it now. ]

So which symbol would suit me?

[the_tailor]

To be honest, ummm, I'm not sure. I can't actually remember the details behind any of them. But maybe there's a book somewhere?

[He wishes he could be more helpful!]

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki nods. ]

I will look further. It sounds like an interesting study.