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Who: Lup + anyone!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Heron / Iskaulit
When: Nowish

Hey there, fleeter friends, let me pick your brain for a few minutes, get those creative juices flowing.

If you could have any kind of magical weapon, armor, or a fancy artifact- what would it be, and what could it do? The theoretical sky is the limit, here, this is just a fun thought experiment.

[Toooootally theoretical. She's not fishing for new stuff to work on, no sir.

Lup can be found easily enough in person as needed, either in her room or in the kitchen on the Heron, or messing around in the smithy onboard the Iskaulit. It's project time.]

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Luck's a good one! I mean, by nature it's something of a game of chance, so it's a little less reliable than others, but that adds to the fun, I think.

[Hang on, she's taking notes. This is a really good idea, actually.]

Not even what most people consider luck, like 'oh hey, I found twenty bucks laying on the ground' or 'wow, they had the thing I wanted in stock'.

More like.. 'awesome, I didn't get shot?'if that makes sense?

Nah, nah, makes perfect sense, actually! That's exactly the kind of luck I mean, too. Money and good stock is one thing, but avoiding death? That's the important shit. If one little point of luck is what's between you and getting your hand chopped off or something, then that's a point of luck well spent.

Yeah, it is. Or even just a near-miss is survivable enough. A hit is still a hit, but most people facing death will take what they can get?

Yuuuuup. And there's no shame in that! It's not like the world's gonna go easy on you if your pride won't let you take advantage of this sort of thing. There's too many baddies in the universe that'll try to kill you- don't give 'em a chance.

Life tends not to go easy on you anyway, so any advantage you can get should be taken.

So..do you think something like that is possible to make? [ Not that he doubts her abilities in the slightest! ]

Totally possible! Something like that isn't too much of a strain, compared to some of the other projects I've worked on before.

The real question is, can you afford it.

..How much do you want? [ Oh boy, that's a loaded question. Whatever, it will be worth it. ]

[Oh, honey. You have opened the DOOR.]

Hmmmm... I'll have to think about it. Magic demands a very exacting price, and the more you want, the more you have to sacrifice. For a simple luck enhancement... your left baby toe would probably be enough!

So, let me get this straight..You'd rather have a toe than money.

[Oh, bless this sweet child, he didn't even bat an eye.]

Clearly you haven't researched 9th level necromantic enchantments. Never underestimate the value of a good toe!

You're absolutely right on that one. [ He's quiet for a long moment. ]

Does it have to be my toe, though? Or can I just..find one.

[Okay, she can't help it; she bursts out laughing. Yeah, she likes this kid.]

Just... pfff... make sure it's fresh...!

Yeah, no problem. Pretty sure my knife is strong enough.

Anybody here you don't like very much? [ Maybe they won't miss a toe. ]

Just the Atroma, really. I'd gladly accept one of their toes.

If I ever get the chance, they're as good as dead.

[ And goddamn if he doesn't mean it. Future serial killer whaaaaat.. ]

Oooh, how menacing. I'm shaking in my couture boots.

[She's grinning, though. Did he sound a little psychotic there? Sure, maybe. But he's in good company for that shit, and the Atroma have got it coming.]

I accept your order! On lien. Eventually I expect the delivery of one Atroma baby toe. Of course, if you can't get one to me in a timely manner, it's gonna start racking up interest.

Okay, sounds fair. Can I choose the color?

Of the toe?

[Her tone is amused, gently teasing.]

Yeah, sure. What colour are you thinking?

Green and gold?

[ Boy if that isn't a dead giveaway for what he wants it for. ]

[She giggles.]

You got it, Lucky Charms!

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