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driftfleet2019-05-11 02:03 pm
abracafcku) wrote in driftfleet2019-05-11 02:03 pm
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[video]
Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now
[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]
Unacceptable.
[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]
They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.
[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]
Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.
So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.
Who's with me?
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now
[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]
Unacceptable.
[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]
They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.
[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]
Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.
So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.
Who's with me?
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[ She smiles. She's still a little unsure, but mostly? She's buying into this whole thing. Geez. ]
You really thought all of this through, didn't you?
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Natch. Cha'boy's not gonna start a floud revolution without some plans in place.
[None. No plans. There were none whatsoever.]
So, you're gonna feed 'em, huh? How do you plan on doing that? Replicators or something?
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Alchemy! I've done mass production before back home, I know I can make it work here, too. And I've already figured out the recipe for it, so now it's just a matter of making sure I have all the materials! Which really shouldn't be a problem, they're pretty common.
But um, how are you going to get them up here? And how many, do you think?
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[Because now Taako has 0 work to do in the upkeep of these creatures. It's perfect.]
Uh, gonna take-- liberate. Liberate as many as we can, honestly. Just one or two might get lonely if they don't get along, but probably can only get one in per shuttle. So? The more people to help me get these fluffy nerds up into the sky, the better.