[video]

[abracafcku]

Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now

[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]

Unacceptable.

[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]

They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.

[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]

Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.

So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.

Who's with me?

Comments

text;

[abracafcku]

Anytime you're available, babe. Taako's ready to start the floud liberation at the drop of a hat.

text;

[sinistral]

Any plans to get them where we need them to be? They look pretty big for the shuttles.

text;

[abracafcku]

They can fit in the cargo hold as long as you can get 'em in the door. And that? I can do no problem. Being a magic boy has some perks.

text;

[sinistral]

And running them from the shuttles through the halls of the Iskaulit sounds like it'll make a huge mess. I'm in.

text;

[abracafcku]

I am 100% here for your Big Chaotic Energy, you know that? Meet me planetside with a shuttle and let's get some shit started.

text;

[sinistral]

See you soon.

text;

[abracafcku]

Deffo. I'll send you the coordinates.

[Which will arrive right after this text along with a little sheep emoji.]