[video]

[abracafcku]

Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now

[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]

Unacceptable.

[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]

They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.

[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]

Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.

So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.

Who's with me?

Comments

video!

[abracafcku]

Who said they'd be caged? We got a whole dang mountain on that big ass ship, so why not a few big ass sheep, too?

Food's already taken care of, too, so now who looks like a Doubting Debbie, huh?

Re: video!

[poisontippedcure]

As big as the Iskaulit is, I still doubt it's enough for all those animals. Besides, what happens if they get out.

[The Debbie Downer is her. It is always her.]

video!

[abracafcku]

Then they'll probably wander around aimlessly and go back home. They're giant sheep, not giant dinosaurs. The worst they can do is shed.

[poisontippedcure]

I'm glad that you feel so confident, because I'm not sure that I do. We don't have any idea what "modifications" these monsters may have.

I also doubt it will be able to find it's way home in space.

[abracafcku]

One? They're not monsters, they're cute as fuck giant sheep. And unless they suddenly start chomping down on people, I can say it's a pretty safe bet that they're just sheep. I watched one get scared of a flower. Pretty sure they're not apex predators here.

Two? They're going to have a home on the Iskaulit. I've already scoped a place out for 'em.