[video]

[abracafcku]

Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now

[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]

Unacceptable.

[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]

They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.

[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]

Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.

So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.

Who's with me?

Comments

[hymnals]

There's more to caring for animals than just feeding them. Are you going to shear all of them yourself? Given their size, it seems like a pretty big time investment.

[abracafcku]

[Fuck. He hadn't thought of that. Do they need to be sheared? Shit.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.]

I can probably convince someone here to do it. Or, y'know, magic.

[Is there a spell that'll do that? No. Who knows? Fuck it, he'll figure it out.]

[hymnals]

You know a spell for shearing sheep? Truly, you must be a mage of rare caliber.

[abracafcku]

You know it-- Or, I guess you don't, seeing how this is literally our first time ever talking.

But yeah, pretty much. I mean, I'm just a simple idiot wizard, but I know how to do some shit.

[hymnals]

I look forward to seeing how your new friends fare under your talents.

[He has the feeling that Taako is surely not a simple idiot wizard, but reckless--for sure.]

[abracafcku]

They're gonna fare just fine, Dad. I didn't grow up on farms for nothing.

[Even if those farms were not sheep farms. Or that he ever did any real work on those farms.]