[video]

[abracafcku]

Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now

[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]

Unacceptable.

[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]

They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.

[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]

Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.

So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.

Who's with me?

Comments

[abracafcku]

Well, you got me there, my guy - although, I do want to point out the whole pot, kettle thing and all - but things work out for me usually and this is no different. We got a lotta people who want these giant sheep and are willing to work for it.

[goldenglasses]

See, I have the opposite problem. Things never work out for me. Usually it ends up exploding in my face. The worst times are when things literally explode in my face. I hate growing back my eyebrows. My forehead looks so huge without them!

[abracafcku]

Then that's the difference between us - I thought I was the dumb one, but at least I usually have good rolls and end up well enough. Guess you earn the title of chaotic stupid this round.

[goldenglasses]

What!? Roll? I'm not stupid! Mostly... [Although he is rather confused now.]

[abracafcku]

Yeah you can't deny it and then follow it up with "mostly." You deffo win this round of Stupid R' You.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is actually okay with this. He prefers people think he's stupid and underestimate him.] Y-yeah! WELL! [But he's still going to act insulted.] At least I'm not some jerk who thinks I'm prefect all the time and admit to what few faults I have!

[abracafcku]

Nice humblebrag, broomstick.

And never said I'm perfect - just a gorgeous, dumb as hell, lucky as sin, simple wizard.

[goldenglasses]

Sounds like you're trying to say that you're more than perfect.

[abracafcku]

Your words not mine, bubelah. Ain't gonna disagree with you, though.

[goldenglasses]

How do you have any friends?

[abracafcku]

Because one is a giant dumbass protection fighter who loves everyone like a puppy, and the other is useless cleric. Someone has to save their asses in a fight.

[Yes, he only has 2 friends.]