[video]

[abracafcku]

Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now

[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]

Unacceptable.

[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]

They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.

[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]

Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.

So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.

Who's with me?

Comments

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[abracafcku]

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omg

OMG

is our armor like?? a security blanket?? does widdle wobin need his tactical murder gear to go to sleep at night?

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[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

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That is not what I meant but honestly how is armour not reassuring? It's designed to protect you.

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[abracafcku]

i'm a wizard, my dude, the best armor i get is cloth or sometimes some light leather. that shit don't work on me

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[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

I know why that is when the world frame is based on a game but what happens if you wear anything more than cloth or leather. Do spells simply not work?

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[abracafcku]

shit gets wonky - i gotta keep limber. also? me wearing clunky armor? hells to the no, my man, taako's got an aesthetic going on

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[permanentlyexhaustedbird]

There's an aesthetic to armour as well, although you're probably thinking full plate while what I wear every day is more effective in my time

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[abracafcku]

yeah armor we get can be fancy as fuck, but it still does some weird shit to you if you're casting. 'sides i don't need armor so long as i got big tall and burly covering my ass.

also your armor? it's a tactical onesie, not so sure how great it'll be against a warhammer to the gut.