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driftfleet2019-05-11 02:03 pm
abracafcku) wrote in driftfleet2019-05-11 02:03 pm
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[video]
Who: Taako and all y'all
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now
[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]
Unacceptable.
[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]
They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.
[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]
Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.
So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.
Who's with me?
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, Planetside
When: Now
[The video camera shows an open field planetside, obviously cultivated and fenced in, and currently occupied by a rather large herd of the fluffy behemoth sheep known as flouds that roam carefree as they chomp down on grass. It's quiet for a moment and then the familiar lilt of Taako's voice breaks the idyllic calm of flouds bleating aimlessly.]
Unacceptable.
[His finger comes into view, pointing at one of the faraway beasts.]
They're in danger constantly [Read: rarely] of being eaten by massive lizard monsters and they don't even pen them in properly.
[A floud bleats and flops over in some tall grass, which Taako gestures to wildly, bracelets jangling on his wrist against his silver bracer.]
Look at them! Poor sods. No idea when their brief littl-- well, I guess huge, but whatever, size isn't-- well it is, but the point stands! Their brief lives are in danger and they have no clue.
So! I'm liberating [read: stealing] a few of them from this hellhole of gigantism to the lap of luxury up on the Iskaulit.
Who's with me?
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Really? What an odd way to meet a guy.
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Turns out? He's a 10 out of 10 hottie. And once he stopped, y'know, trying to kill me, he's not such a bad guy. [Broke Taako's heart by leaving, but that isn't exactly his fault.] Clammy hands though.
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[Did she look impressed? She was.]
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Same as these sheep - can't get a normal one. Nope, gotta have one whose wool looks like a rainbow threw up on them and who're big enough to make any ol' wolf shit a brick.
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The sheep are cute, though. Enjoy having one.
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Sure thing. Bye.