PAISLEY MINGLE BRUUUUHHH

[invigorates]

Who: the crew of the SS Paisley + any visitors!
Broadcast: if you want dawg
Action: everywhere on the paisley which isn't a whole lot because this crew sucks at upgrades
When: right meow

[ AYY WELCOME ABOARD JASON. ALSO CONGRATS ON BECOMING FIRST MATE JOEL. PUT ON YOUR SWEET HATS WE PARTYIN. ]



[ jk we suck. ]

Comments

[asinisterkid]

[ He returns that salute with just a little extra crispness on the movements... which is completely ruined by the smirk. ]

Thank you, Ms. Russo.

And it's Mr. Todd if you're going to call me that.

...Don't call me that.

[delincuente]

[She laughs outright, a sort of rusty cackle.]

What, it make you feel old already?

[asinisterkid]

It makes me feel like I'm in trouble for something, actually.

[ nasal voice ] I'm sure you're aware, Mister Todd, that this isn't the first time we've seen you in here. What I want for you to do for me, Mister Todd, is think very hard about the direction your life is taking, and where this kind of behavior will put you in ten years...

[delincuente]

Oh my god, that sounds just like basically everyone in my life, back home.