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[reek]

Who: Theon Greyjoy
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: He'll be moping around the SS Paisley if you really need him
When: Current

[ The young man that sits before the camera is clearly both agitated and frustrated. Don't ask him about how he's settling in; the look on his face tells the story well enough. Not only did he have a terrible first day, but he spent nearly an hour working out what this strange device's actual purpose was.

To make up for lost time, his message is short and to the point, heavily punctuated by his angry tone: ]

Who do I speak to about an under-qualified captain?

[ This is a declaration of war. ]

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[passingthrough]

Apparently the entire fleet. [Since that's kind of what's happening here.]

[reek]

Then the proper authority is bound to hear it.

[ He's maybe feeling a twinge of "I should probably not have done this" right now. ]

video; im so sorry.

[frigidaire]

To your diary, probably. They're just spaceships.

[ is someone actually throwing a fit about under-qualified captains? look at the wonderduck -- there's a bird boy and a dog girl in charge. try him. ]

video; wow rude

[reek]

[ To be fair, he just got here. He doesn't know about the bird and dog people. All he knows is how much he hates his new captain.

It's a very short, but embarrassing story. ]

Perhaps they are, but no matter the vessel, a captain is not just a captain.

[ He comes from a place where sailing is a necessity and captains need to be respected if they don't want mutiny to occur. To him, this is serious business. ]

[video]

[delincuente]

[Alex just grins and raises two middle fingers at him.]

[video]

[reek]

[ Because he's a gentleman, he just smiles and mimics the gesture.

Charming. ]

video; not sorry

[grounds]

[Well, here's a raised eyebrow,]

What're you gonna complain about? Pretty sure tattling to the show runners just makes you look unqualified in general.

video;

[reek]

I do not care about the show runners.

[ He is genuinely pissed about this, and made even more pissed that people are able to shrug it off so easily. ]

And I did not ask for your opinion.

[video]

[misterprongs]

Who do we speak to about an under-qualified crewmate?

[ mildly enough

are you fucking with his squad tho :) ]

[video]

[reek]

Certainly not your under-qualified captain.

[ Come at me bro. I'm an adult. ]

[theshabbiestofmen]

Sorry, you've been here a week. What do you know about qualifications?

[Action or video??? YOU DECIDE.]

I'M GOING WITH ACTION just to mix things up a bit

[reek]

[ Theon is scowling at the device in his hand, now shut off. He's beginning to regret broadcasting that message to the entire fleet, particularly based on the responses he's gotten, but his temper got away from him. ]

I know enough to recognize when someone is not qualified at all.

[ As much as he's regretting it, he's not willing to give up his argument yet. ]

Now leave me be.

voice because yolo

[bolder]

[Toph puts on her most important and regal sounding voice.]

It is I you must speak with. Please, voice your concerns.

voice

[reek]

[ Is that a child? It sounds like a child. ]

Do you really expect me to believe that?

[ Keep trying. He'll probably believe it eventually. ]

action

[stefanged]

If you're that concerned, you could always transfer.

[He is starting to see his future, and it looks like there will be lots of quality time between them. Let some other medic deal with the Hippocratic Oath]

action

[reek]

I do not intend to surrender.

[ It isn't about surrendering or not surrendering. He would love to transfer, but there are already promises he's made that he can't afford to break. He's not to go near Bran or Sansa Stark, and he doesn't want to run into Robb Stark by chance. He can easily find out which ships the Stark children are on, but they must have friends to visit elsewhere. ]

Whatever your input may be, I did not ask for it.

Video

[pain_train]

Why, what do you think is wrong with your captain? [She hasn't heard of any problems that she can remember.]

Video

[reek]

If you are the person I am meant to speak to on this matter, then I will share that. If you are not, then I will thank you to answer the question or continue about your own business.

[ He's reluctant mainly because it's embarrassing. And he started it. He made a bad first impression. ]

[voice]

[thebestseller]

[There's a sound a lot like a burst of static before Castle speaks in an awful German accent. He has no horse in this race, but this dude sounds ripe to be trolled a bit.]

Ya, this ees Atroma. Are you having, as they say, the problems?

[voice]

[reek]

[ He's hesitant, but he wants to buy this one. Castle at least sounds like an adult. A ridiculous adult, but an adult all the same. ]

That's what I just implied, was it not?

[video]

[avaricious]

[Greed has been there before. So what did he do? Well, he just decided to be captain. Sure, the other captain still tries to act like he's relevant, but everyone knows it's Greed that runs the Huntress now.]

Sounds like you need to just find a better crew. Tell you what - we still have a spot left on the Huntress. If you're worth it, I might think about taking you on.

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[beardstrokes]

[ How about no ]

He had better consider picking up some manners first.

[ Although . . . ]

And perhaps a few patented trials to see if he makes the cut.

VIDEO

[sandhate]

[ squints. it's that guy, who's newer than him. hmm. ]

Do I want to know why you would ask that?

VIDEO

[reek]

[ Oh, hey. It's the sand guardian. ]

It's because I have an under-qualified captain on my hands, isn't it?

[ Keep up, Anakin. ]

voice;

[shockput]

[ Deep, booming, ]

Why is your captain unqualified?

[delincuente]

[Shes just gonna take this opportunity to shit-talk Theon some more sorry.]

Because she's a woman, and he's an asshole.

Video

[tallasaking]

[Oh, and won't this be a delightful conversation. Tyrion clicked the send on the video option, as he purred a response.]

I do not know. The same department where I might respond about disloyal vassals to one's lords?

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[reek]

[ Theon's expression falters, but he manages to keep his surprise out of his voice. And here he thought Starks and a distaste for his captain were the worst things he'd have to deal with here. ]

It would serve you well to hold your tongue, imp.

[ He knows what he's done. People don't need to keep reminding him. ]

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[alwayscomeback]

Yeah, no one. Why, what's wrong with your captain?

[Looking at where this is coming from... ]

Wait. Are you complaining about Alex?

Video - PRIVATE

[save_the_souls]

[He's been watching this post, biting his tongue from jumping in. But when Sokka replies, he'll hit him up on a private channel]

Hey Sokka, I think this man is Theon Grayjoy. According to Bran, he's a traitor and murderer. [So his word is worth absolutely nothing]