unconfines: (W → break out from society;)
Anders ([personal profile] unconfines) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-02-15 12:09 pm

attempt 001

Who: Anders
Broadcast: FLEETWIDE VIDEO HIT IT
Action: SS Golden
When: 2/14, not long after shuffling WE ARE BACKDATING THIS MY FRIENDS

[He surprises himself when the feed clicks on easily enough. It's unsettling, but at least it's simple. He can bury the unsettling parts.

Those of you who are familiar—or who have had enough introductions to become familiar—might recognize the striped grey and blue of a Grey Warden uniform, with its high, studded collar, and the curled griffon on the shoulder.

Anders is, for his part, smiling broadly.]


So! Now that I've gotten through the "manhandled into a tin can" bit, closely followed by the "manhandled into a slightly smaller tin can" bit, I thought I'd take some time to say hello. Is everyone comfortable? Because I am not, thanks for asking. [beat] Does it ever bother you how terribly one-sided this is?

[Let him talk and he'll talk. Congratulations on being the captive audience.

Right, back on track.]


Now, I don't usually mind a bit of manhandling, of course, but even I have some standards. It was all terribly anticlimactic. Hardly a kidnapping at all, really.

Anyhow. [with a bit more grandeur:] I believe introductions are in order, don't you? I'm going to eat this [he lifts the little dessert cream in a toast] so you go first.

[Ready: go.]
misconceived: (✇come home)

video forever;

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-16 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that was one of the most pointless posts on this thing that I've seen yet. Congrats.
misconceived: (✇and the heir)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-17 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure these showrunners are gonna love you. Gotta fill that dead time somehow.
misconceived: (✇cut me from the line)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-18 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Only the new guys get it, so no. Unless you want to share.
misconceived: (✇I am human)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-18 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll always be wasted on me.

[ This is the guy who didn't even have his original welcome-pudding. He is the party pooper. ]

You, on the other hand... Well, you'll probably be fine.
misconceived: (✇I will not fall)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Could you even mention me?

[ You don't even know his name. ]
misconceived: (✇it's the simple life for me)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-21 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a beat of silence, then Chris tips his head. Yeah okay. ]

Perspective is pretty skewed here, you'll figure that one out yourself.
misconceived: (✇to run for cover)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-22 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
You know what's sad? I have nothing better to do right now than be bombarded.
misconceived: (✇save your breath)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, thanks.

[ Very noticeable eye roll here. ]

All right, guess I'll bite. Any questions?
misconceived: (✇if you're searching out for something)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-02-27 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they do. Apparently they want to cut down on the confusion... but it works better for some than others. Usually people who already have this kind of stuff anyway.
misconceived: (✇I will not fall)

[personal profile] misconceived 2015-03-04 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Makes for good TV, anyway.