Voice

[wilder]

Who: Kaneis Major
Broadcast: Voice, all fleet.
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: This week!

[What's this? An actual transmission from Kaneis? It's on voice only, and guess what- he sounds as apathetic as ever.]

Hey, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I was looking at the scans earlier while trying not to crash into these space rocks- asteroids? Whatever.

Anyway, you remember those guys that tried to kill us about two months ago? The guys that kicked the living crap outta us? Those guys? Yeah, I think they're back again. At least, that's what the scanner says, it's hard to really get a good read.

[He gives a yawn] Yeah. Just thought someone would like to know.

Comments

[wilder]

What? I could've tried sobbing hysterics, but I don't have any eye-drops to make tears.

[openhands]

[She makes a disgusted noise. Eyerolls aren't audible, but they might as well be with Cassandra.]

Hysterics would be no better. But you could try to treat this with the level of seriousness it deserves.

[wilder]

What? I gave the warning in a prompt and timely manner. Isn't that worth something?

[openhands]

No. Not when you continue to be facetious.

[wilder]

You seriously consider my tone to be more important than the actual information?

Have you ever considered, I don't know, checking your priorities?

[openhands]

[Disgusted. Noise.]

Don't twist my words. Your tone tells me all I need to know about how you would respond to a threat. You put others at risk.

[wilder]

[He makes a disgusted noise right back]

My existence seems to put others at risk, whether I use a proper tone or not. Thanks for noticing.

But if you're worried, I know how to fly my ship better than I socialize. I actually practice too, unlike a lot of other pilots you'll get here.

[openhands]

And it has not occurred to you to encourage the others to practice or to organize drills?

[wilder]

Hmmm, nope!

Not a bad idea though, you should do that.

[openhands]

And why would I be the one to do it? I'm not a pilot.