Voice

[wilder]

Who: Kaneis Major
Broadcast: Voice, all fleet.
Action: SS Wonderduck
When: This week!

[What's this? An actual transmission from Kaneis? It's on voice only, and guess what- he sounds as apathetic as ever.]

Hey, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I was looking at the scans earlier while trying not to crash into these space rocks- asteroids? Whatever.

Anyway, you remember those guys that tried to kill us about two months ago? The guys that kicked the living crap outta us? Those guys? Yeah, I think they're back again. At least, that's what the scanner says, it's hard to really get a good read.

[He gives a yawn] Yeah. Just thought someone would like to know.

Comments

[poetontheinside]

There's stages of emotions between not giving a shit and hysterics, pal.

[wilder]

Really? Great. Maybe if I give a damn later, I'll look into them.

[poetontheinside]

Tough guy, huh?

[wilder]

Yes. I like to shave with a rusty shiv.

[poetontheinside]

[Okay, that's a little funny.]

Shower in the blood of your enemies, too?