☮ 004. ((audio))

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Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: All over the place yo
Action: The bridge of the SS Paisley
When: 7/4

[It's Alex's first broadcast that doesn't have the Space Jam soundtrack in the background, what a surprise. People are going to start thinking she isn't annoying or something.]

Hey, so today's a totally big holiday back on Earth - the Fourth of July, aka Independence Day, aka every American's birthday. It's when we celebrate the anniversary of Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving us from the alien invaders back in 1996. We eat phallic meat-byproduct foods and shoot off explosive to represent the crazy alien sky battles we witnessed on that fateful day.

Let's have a moment of silence for our fallen heroes.

Comments

[preformthisneigh]

Oh, I always carry around party equipment, just in case! You never know when a party might be needed immediately.

I didn't quite know what Jeff and Will looked like, so I took a little artistic licence. Hope they still work!

[delincuente]

Carry it how? You have hooves.

[But she nods her approval at the balloons.]

Yeah, no, they're great.

[preformthisneigh]

It's a party pony secret, if I told you, I'd have to make you one of us.

[It's hard to tell if he's being serious or not. ]

So, did they really save your world from aliens? Because what I learned about Earth, if anything, is that it is snooze city.

[At least compared to Equestria where somepony tries to take over/murder every living thing on a bimonthly basis.]

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[Oh God...]

Ah. Another one. You must know. Pinkie McWhatshername.

And yeah, they totally did! I don't know where you're getting your Earth history, but it's basically one big alien battle party over there.

[preformthisneigh]

[And with that one comment, Alex has doomed herself. Cheese's entire demeanour changes. He grins like an escaped and highly excitable lunatic who just learned all lunatics were getting a 100% discount at IHOP. It's that level of joy.]

Pinkie Pie? You know her? She's my bestest best friend in any possible world, ever! She's the whole reason I became a party planner, she's the cream of the crop! How do you know her? Did she throw a party for you? You're super lucky if you did, because it'd be the best party you ever had!

[His interest in this Dumb Earth Holiday has gone to zero since they have the Pink Goddess to speak about now. This is a much more important subject matter.]

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[Alex is trying to decide if she can throw herself out the airlock to escape him.]

... We met in a demonic castle. And there were no parties, we maybe talked for two minutes.

[preformthisneigh]

[There is no escape. There is never any escape. ]

Paradisa? Pinkie was in Paradisa? WOW! I never knew! I must have JUST missed her.

[delincuente]

Yeah, well. I never knew you there either.

[preformthisneigh]

Hmmm, well, there were a lot of residents. Didya see the awesome party I threw for Lucrezia?

[delincuente]

Nah, I didn't get around much there. I think I maybe remember that name?

[preformthisneigh]

She was super fancy, and wanted a super fancy party to suit. I think I pulled it off pretty well.

[delincuente]

"Fancy"? Can you even hold a champagne class with hooves?

[preformthisneigh]

Carefully! That's how.