JULY PLANET MINGLE

[save_the_souls]

Who: YOU. ME. EVERYONE.
Broadcast: IF YOU WANT
Action: YEAH!!!!!
When: July!

[Congratulations to the crews that did not get themselves blown up! Welcome to the Blue Planet, a planet full of charming islands and even less charming weather patterns! Are you going to take the time to enjoy the beach? Help out with the local Nunnilis population? Get caught in a storm with another person and have a rating boosting sexual tension moment? The world's your oyster!]

[Yeah in other words: ITS A MINGLE GET IN HERE]

[July Planet Info!]

Comments

[mylegacy]

Well, I can't prove it now.

[It's true though he swears!]

[experiencepoints]

Right, right, sure...

[mylegacy]

[Wow he is actually getting huffy about this, good job.]

It's literally impossible.

[experiencepoints]

I know, that's why I'm not asking you to prove it.

[mylegacy]

[Of course she's not. He snorts, crossing his arms.]

You're a very suspicious person, you know that?

[experiencepoints]

I'm a strategist, that's sort of my job.

[mylegacy]

I wasn't aware strategy and suspicion were synonymous.

[experiencepoints]

What do you call examining all the possibilities?

[mylegacy]

Attention to detail.

[experiencepoints]

Strategy and suspicion. You can't have a plan if you aren't prepared.

[mylegacy]

And that extends to having conversations, too?

[experiencepoints]

That's because I'm bored.

[mylegacy]

Well, I'm glad I could entertain you. [by being a huge loser.]

[experiencepoints]

You did that well, at least.

[mylegacy]

[LOUD GRUMBLES.]

There are better things you could be doing, you know.

[experiencepoints]

Better, but nowhere near as entertaining.

[mylegacy]

You're going to get tired of this eventually.

[He hopes.]

[experiencepoints]

Not at all.

I figure if I watch you crash and burn for long enough, you'll eventually find another gay girl.

[mylegacy]

[He tips his head to one side questioningly. His English is good, but not good enough to fast-forward fifteen or so years.]

[experiencepoints]

What?

[mylegacy]

What do you mean?

[experiencepoints]

Uh. If you keep flirting with girls, you're bound to find one who prefers girls, whom I would be interested in?

[mylegacy]

Oh.

[That. He shrugs.]

Wouldn't you prefer to work for it yourself?

[experiencepoints]

It's easier to find them this way.

[mylegacy]

Strategy again?