JULY PLANET MINGLE

[save_the_souls]

Who: YOU. ME. EVERYONE.
Broadcast: IF YOU WANT
Action: YEAH!!!!!
When: July!

[Congratulations to the crews that did not get themselves blown up! Welcome to the Blue Planet, a planet full of charming islands and even less charming weather patterns! Are you going to take the time to enjoy the beach? Help out with the local Nunnilis population? Get caught in a storm with another person and have a rating boosting sexual tension moment? The world's your oyster!]

[Yeah in other words: ITS A MINGLE GET IN HERE]

[July Planet Info!]

Comments

[thezerothlaw]

He was my creator, or one of them, at least.

[He looks over, curious to read his facial expression.]

I am not human, but a robot.

[wilder]

You are?

[That surprises him. Honestly, he probably should've noticed sooner- what with his enhanced hearing and vision. But then again, who bothers to check to see if every person you talk to is an actual living person now]

[Still, he's noticing all those little differences that should be giveaways that this guy isn't quite human now as he gives Daneel a look]

...Huh.

How about that.

[thezerothlaw]

[Oh, there are giveaways: no pulse, a tendency to not breathe quite enough if he's not speaking.]

It had occured to me to hide what I am, but I have decided that it isn't necessary, and would likely be a difficult fiction to continue within the ship. In that case, I apologise for having misled you until now.

[wilder]

[Oh he's giving an apology? Huh. He shrugs]

Hey, whatever man. Not like I asked what you were. All types show up in this fleet.

[Seriously, he didn't really have anything against robots. Tabatha had been cool, so had AI]

But if you're a robot...what's with the speedo?

[thezerothlaw]

This is true. This is one reason I have decided not to pretend to be human.

[He glances down at his speedo, curious. Look, would you prefer a naked robot on the beach?]

It was provided to me. It seems like this is appropriate wear for the situation.

[wilder]

And you...always want to dress appropriately?

[Not that that's necessarily a BAD thing, to have someone actually have a desire for fitting fashion. Even if it's the robot]

[thezerothlaw]

I would not want to cause offense.

[Perish the thought.]

It was provided.

[wilder]

Ha, right right.

Well, don't worry. I'm sure there's no offense going on.

If anything, with how you're built, I'm willing to bet your ratings will really show how unoffended people are.

[thezerothlaw]

[Daneel raises his eyebrows, more curious than anything.]

You suggest, then, that there will be those in the audience who might enjoy seeing me this way. Very well. It does me no harm.