JULY PLANET MINGLE

[save_the_souls]

Who: YOU. ME. EVERYONE.
Broadcast: IF YOU WANT
Action: YEAH!!!!!
When: July!

[Congratulations to the crews that did not get themselves blown up! Welcome to the Blue Planet, a planet full of charming islands and even less charming weather patterns! Are you going to take the time to enjoy the beach? Help out with the local Nunnilis population? Get caught in a storm with another person and have a rating boosting sexual tension moment? The world's your oyster!]

[Yeah in other words: ITS A MINGLE GET IN HERE]

[July Planet Info!]

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[save_the_souls]

An upside down-

[Annnnd then it clicks]

Ah! Is that why it didn't make sense?! [Righting the map now!]

Um...pretty good? We might just hit water.

[forcemageure]

[ Oh boy. ]

I hope that's why it doesn't make sense. Not that I'd say no to aimless wandering, but it does seem like that would cut down on our efficiency.

[save_the_souls]

[He makes a slight annoyed sound]

It'd be so much easier if I could just sense them... [Honestly, how rude of it that it dares to be a zombie spore that DOESN'T emit dark energy]

So east in that way? [Points in the way that Hawke pointed.] Then if they said west...we go, that way? [Points in close the opposite direction. And yes, he is double checking with you Hawke]

[forcemageure]

[ Understanding east and west is slightly less impressive than being able to tell time by the sun, but there's ...no indication how Thedosians do that, so please, marvel at Hawke's understanding of what is basically left and right. ]

Assuming the sun rises in the east here and everything, yes.

[ Shit, does it? Uh. Let's hope so! He sets off in a westerly fashion, 75% of how he gets anywhere being by looking confident about it. However there is one small matter to address in there, which he does while shoving a particularly low hanging swathe of greenery out of his face, then holding it up such that Allen may pass under it un...greeneried. ]

Can you usually sense fungus? That's quite a thing to put on a CV.

[ Possibly he's misunderstood just slightly, but. Only slightly. It's still weird. ]

[save_the_souls]

[ Yeah he...has no clue himself about which direction the sun rises, but whatever! He'll just follow along Hawke because he seems to know where he's going. Or at least, he's better at faking it than Allen. ]

[He darts under the swathe of greenery as he replies calmly]

Not fungi, specifically. But I can sense dark matter- er, a sort of energy that's given off with very dark magics? Like necromancy and demons.

Usually I find cases like this have at least some traces of dark matter involved. But this one seems to be entirely biological in nature, not magical or demonic, so I can't sense anything.

[forcemageure]

[ TVTropes would call that being Blessed with Suck, Hawke is pretty sure. If he ...knew what TVT was. Never mind, the point is: ]

You'd make a fine Grey Warden, with all that under your belt.

[ Uhm. ]

Or would have, I suppose. Until most of them went mad and started killing one another.

[ What a spectacular homeworld he has. ]

[save_the_souls]

[ He slows a little, frowning ]

A Grey Warden?

[Not...even sure what to make of that second part really]