JULY PLANET MINGLE

[save_the_souls]

Who: YOU. ME. EVERYONE.
Broadcast: IF YOU WANT
Action: YEAH!!!!!
When: July!

[Congratulations to the crews that did not get themselves blown up! Welcome to the Blue Planet, a planet full of charming islands and even less charming weather patterns! Are you going to take the time to enjoy the beach? Help out with the local Nunnilis population? Get caught in a storm with another person and have a rating boosting sexual tension moment? The world's your oyster!]

[Yeah in other words: ITS A MINGLE GET IN HERE]

[July Planet Info!]

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[stickupherforehead]

[there's some coughing coming from somebody who doesn't feel very...alive, at least in the organic sense.]

I just cleaned this place!

bless you

[bolder]

[If possible, Toph's grin grows bigger.]

Happy to help!

[stickupherforehead]

That is the very opposite of helping, I'll have you know!

[and she's aggressively sweeping the dust into a pile, grumbling to herself.]

[bolder]

Oh, whine whine.

[Toph waves a hand, and all the dust gathers into a corner, joining with an already solid rock formation.] There. Will you stop nagging now?

[stickupherforehead]

[blink. And then she's grinning and setting her broom in a corner. It's all clean. But if your door isn't symmetrical or centered, she's going to notice that.]

That was very helpful. Thank you, Toph.

[and she's going to take the opportunity to peek into the tunnel you came out of.] Did you do that? It is a marked improvement from the other ones I've seen.

[bolder]

[It's not. Suck it.]

I did. The old ones were falling apart way too quickly. I strengthened some of those, and I just added this one.

[stickupherforehead]

[mannn. She bites her tongue though. Functionality is more important than how symmetrical something is - sometimes.

Well, don't mind her. She's just going to start walking down that tunnel, examining what she can see.]

This is very minimalistic. [that is, no wooden struts or beams or anything most people use to shore up their tunnels. Pressing a hand against a wall.] Very nice. How long will these last after you leave?

[bolder]

Unless they start digging into the sides or something, a long time. The dirt's packed together so tight it'd be hard to get a shovel in there. Plus, I moved some rocks around for support in there, too.

[Toph plops on to a pile of dirt near the shelter wall.] I know what I'm doing.

[stickupherforehead]

I don't doubt it. [and she's mildly surprised to find that she means it too. She usually has such a dim view of humans.

She writes a note to herself on her clipboard.] I'll make sure to tell the crew not to start tampering with your tunnels.

[bolder]

[She cracks her knuckles, not really fazed by the idea.]

They're welcome to try.

[stickupherforehead]

[...]

Don't tell me you booby-trapped it.

[......wait. She probably shouldn't have said that.]

[bolder]

What? No!! [She actually looks a little offended.] They're just really good, so they wouldn't be able to!