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[evildetector]

Who: Stiles Stilinski & Katniss Everdeen
Broadcast: The whole fleet!
Action: On the Marsiva.
When: August 8th!

[ the video is pretty brief, and comes with a backdrop of what is certainly the ss marsiva. stiles is confused, frustrated, and probably doing his best to come across as either aggressive or intimidating.

it mostly fails. ]

So. We're in space? I mean, we're definitely in space - but are we seriously in space? Deets needed, SOS, et cetera, et cetera. [ he cuts his eyes up, definitely glancing at someone off-screen and making a face that sort of says I have no idea what I'm supposed to be saying or doing right now, before he looks back to the communicator. ] Someone help the new guy out, here.

[ OOC: responses will come definitely from at least stiles, and possibly katniss, since she is a wary mcwary butt here. ]

Comments

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[reconstitution]

You are in space.

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[evildetector]

Thanks for that. I mean, I had a hunch, but it's nice to have confirmation. I guess.

Who is this?

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[reconstitution]

Winter.

You are stuck here indefinitely.

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[takeabow]

Super helpful.

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[takeabow]

[ kind of rolling her eyes at him and coming to sit next to him ]

Very smooth.

[evildetector]

What?

[ it's only mock defensive. he's just baffled right now, ugh. ]

I did my best.

[ video ]

[touchofrogue]

[Hey, dudes, guess what! There's hope! Because the backdrop of this video sure is gorgeous, gorgeous blue ocean.]

When ya think about it, aren't we always in space? [Not helpful, Rogue, or she'd just find a little indignant sputtering easier to deal with then the lost and with hints of panic tone in this message. She gives a brief smile before continuing.] It's exactly as freaky as it seems, but it ain't as bad as all that.

[ video ]

[takeabow]

[ probably horning in on Stiles' video, fairly annoyed and closed off ]

What makes you say that?

[video]

[forsometimenow]

Yeah, you're in space- to be part of a reality show.

[video]

[takeabow]

[ probably wrests the communicator toward her with humorless intensity ]

Tell me about that.

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[save_the_souls]

[Allen comes onto the feed a bit after the others. Thank god. He hates explaining the "YES THIS IS SPACE" bit]

...Ah, sounds like the part about being in space has been well covered. Do you have any other questions I can help you with?

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[takeabow]

[ Katniss, for her part, looks really pretty stressed and tense, which makes her sound fairly clipped ]

Well, probably. Yeah. If I figure out what to ask, I'll let you know.

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[redactions]

You could help your case by saying please, kid.

[ His tone is faintly amused, mostly at the very teenager attempt to intimidate, but he has a soft spot for kids, which is why after a moment he adds, ]

Jim Barnes. I've been here two months. What can I get ya?

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[evildetector]

SOS, please?

[ but the exasperation here isn't at him. it's at the situation, if anything else, and honestly? he's just kind of relieved that people seem willing to introduce levity into the situation at all. ]

Two months. Seriously? And you haven't gone crazy?

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[takeabow]

Yeah, manners are always the most important part of being kidnapped.

[ her tone is sarcastic and dry ]

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[ofbelief]

...Everyone should have told you by now, right?

[ A simple question, since she's pretty sure there. ]

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[evildetector]

Yeah, I'd say we got it.

[ he casts a sidelong glance at katniss, tilting the screen at her as if prompting her for similar confirmation. ]

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[limitstorm]

Like everyone said: you're in space.

[ he shrugs and tilts his head to the side. ]

Not really sure which part of space or how far away from your home, but... space.

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[evildetector]

We're in space. [ it comes at a deadpan, because he's still having a little trouble actually comprehending this. ] Okay, uh, cool, fine - whatever, I guess. Space. I can handle this.

[ he clears his throat. ]

Stiles, by the way. And this is Nova. [ he indicates katniss with a little sweep of the communicator. ]

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[curiositykilledthecats]

[If you weren't sure you were in space already, the fact that the video shows a catgirl in full plate armor should probably tip you off that something's weird.]

As you say, we are in space.

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[takeabow]

[ you might thing so, but they've seen some shit ]

Yeah, I think we're caught up on that part.

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[peacockherald]

_{[ A gentleman in his thirties appears on the screen, his ebony black hair floating around his shoulders except for one streak of silver at his temple. ]}

Ah, I see you have had quiet the response so far. Is there anything you have not been told so far you still need answers for? I know this is quite difficult - I have been through it before in another world, so please, do not hesitate to ask anything.

My name is Vanyel Ashkevron, by the way, of Valdemar.

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[takeabow]

[ looking at Stiles for any questions he might have ]

Does anyone ever know what to ask?

[video]

[experiencepoints]

[Nightingale, still wearing her purple team uniform, can only lift an eyebrow at these questions.]

Yes, you're in space. We're captives of the Atroma, god-like beings, who jerk us around for their own fun. They say we're on a 'reality TV show', but we've never been given any proof of that. We're currently around a planet with native humans and a bug-like species called Nunnilis, but there was a fungal infection driving the bugs insane, but that's been taken care of.

Anything else?

[video]

[takeabow]

[ looks at stiles for if he has any questions ]

I don't know where to start.