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[pirasea]

Who: Isabela and lovers of smutty filth
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: SS Huntress
When: Now.

[Isabela is holding an extremely classy looking novel with a woman tenderly kissing a shirtless, kilted man on the cover.]

My dear friend Fenris has been kind enough to lend this to me, so since it's been a while since anyone read extracts from one of his books here I thought I'd share part of it with all of you.

[Just let her flick to a part that's actually somewhat interesting...]

She felt Donal's thighs flexing against her own as he guided the horse on a path through the woods, and the scent of the man, even though she was currently a woman and not a wulver, made her salivate. Her whole body seemed to want to melt against his on the saddle, as if the motion of the horse could drive them together and make them one.

He didn't have to tell her to hang on- but she did. She hung onto him as if he were her second skin, as if she could crawl inside him. She clung to him, trembling, not understanding her own feelings at this closeness, at the way they moved together on the saddle.

Kirsten thought she felt him chuckle at the way her fingers locked feverishly around his waist, at the way she clutched him between her legs, and wondered if he knew she was bare and exposed beneath her plaid.

Because Donal MacFalon seemed determined to give her the ride of her life...

[She flicks it shut, though keeps her page marked with a finger]

I haven't even got to the good parts yet, but honestly if that's just riding the horse I can't wait until it gets to the part where she rides him.

I'm not sure if the fact I can't stop picturing Donal as Sebastian makes this book better or worse.

[Spoiler, it almost makes her wish he was here just so she can tell him the hero of a smutty book reminds her of him.]

Comments

[video]

[pirasea]

A sexy version of a werewolf.

I doubt anyone would write erotica based upon a real one.

[video]

[curiositykilledthecats]

I am unfamiliar with the term.

[video]

[pirasea]

From the stories I hear they're usually former humans transformed to part wolf by bite or curse. They're quite viscous and not at all attractive.

[video]

[curiositykilledthecats]

Yet erotica is written of them? I can think of few worse targets.

[video]

[pirasea]

These ones are nothing like the real ones. It's actually quite enjoyable.

[curiositykilledthecats]

I suppose, to each their own tastes.

[nah i'm still kind of judging that]

[pirasea]

Then what would you like to read, my dear?

[She can probably find something. Or just make it up.]

[curiositykilledthecats]

There was one I was but halfway through at home, before I arrived here. A Roegadyn thief, and the Elezen detective who chased her. It was quite a disappointment to have left that behind.

[pirasea]

Now that does sound exciting. [It's too bad she apparently hasn't found a copy since she arrived here.]

Though I do hope the thief was dragging the thief down to her level and teaching him how to have a little fun. Redemption stories are always so boring. Even the dirty bits leave something to be desired.

[curiositykilledthecats]

There was certainly no hint of that, though I cannot say for after the point I left off at.

[pirasea]

Well, how far were you?

[curiositykilledthecats]

Not yet halfway.

Although, as it was written by an author from Limsa Lominsa, I find it doubtful there will be any such redemption.

[pirasea]

[Okay yes, that sounds readable.]

Perhaps you'll stumble across it here. There does seem to be an abundance of romance.

[curiositykilledthecats]

I would think books from my home arriving here to be a very worrying prospect.

[pirasea]

Oh, come now. Surely they can't be that bad.