misterprongs: (✳ and then i tipped him upside down.)
ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ : ɢʀʏғғɪɴᴅᴏʀ ([personal profile] misterprongs) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-09-03 07:42 pm

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Who: James Potter (the great and magnifcent).
Broadcast: Fleetwide, from the Marsiva.
Action: Anybody on board the Marsiva!
When: Evening, 9/3.

[James is a tad bit irritated.

For one, he's in space, on a spaceship, something he didn't realize was possible until about fifteen minutes ago. Waking up in a strange location is terrifying enough, but waking up in a strange impossible location is worse. He wandered around a bit, trying to find his friends, his professors, his bloody castle.

That had all been in vain, so have one [1] James Potter, with ridiculously tousled hair, Hogwarts robes, round glasses, and a remarkably unflappable tone.]


Bit of a ridiculous stretch for a beginning of the year prank, yeah?

[He almost sounds hopeful, but James isn't stupid, and he at least has the common decency to avoid the stupid questions ("How are we not suffocating in space?" "How can I fly this thing?"), instead focusing on the completely asinine.]

I hope one of you is open to forging a letter of absence to a one Professor Minerva McGonagall. Make sure it includes that it is definitely not James Potter's fault -- quote that bit -- and that I valiantly resisted any attempted kidnappings with bravery.

[Sounds right.]
experiencepoints: (Mine is a life of tragedy and hardship.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-09-28 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's got a point. Still, she doesn't want to make it too obvious...]

... Sometimes, people are brought here after they're dead at home. Really dead. And they're alive here.