First Bamf

[digthefuzz]

Who: Kurt Wagner and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: On the Huntress!
When: After the Shuffle! (Pre-Shuffle Marsiva action is also allowable!)

[It's been a whirlwind day for Kurt Wagner. He was emotionally raw from a traumatic event when he woke up in space. Kurt had arrived on the day of the shuffle and had been doing his best to try to keep a low profile. People aren't always the most acceptable of a fuzzy blue mutant who looks like a devil, after all. And he'd managed to pick up the basics, at least, between what encounters he had on the Marsiva, while managing to be lucky enough to avoid the network.

His luck ran out once he was shuffled onto the Huntress. The video feed catches an unsuspecting Kurt Wagner tinkering with his watch and being increasingly frustrated with it as he keeps prodding at it.]

Come onnn.... Why won't it work? Oh man!

[ooc: Of course, if any other new characters want, they can alternately run into him before the Shuffle, anywhere on the Marsiva. Choose your own adventure!]

Comments

[feathery]

You did not just tell a goddamn time traveler that time travel is impossible. Say that is not what just happened.

[digthefuzz]

What...? Are you pulling my tail? And hey... if you're not, how am I supposed to know!

[feathery]

If I'm bullshitting, you'll know. Probably. Maybe.

But considering you got kidnapped by an interdimensional reality space show that doesn't give a rat's ass about timelines, a dude who can temporally hop around where he pleases isn't that fucking out there, right.

[digthefuzz]

[He shakes his head.]

Okay, fine. I get it. You're probably a time traveler. Happy now?

[feathery]

[Thinking about that.]

Nah, not really. I mean I guess it doesn't really matter if you stay a cynic or not.

[digthefuzz]

What... no way! The fuzzy man is no cynic! I'm a believer, man!

[feathery]

Ok, then get fuckin' prepped, 'cause you best believe I'm also a bird.

[Mostly throwing that one out there because of Kurt's fuzzy deal. Like how can he deny that, even if "time traveling bird" still sounds preposterous.]

[digthefuzz]

A... bird.

...

...In... what sense?

[He's trying to be open-minded. He is. But.. This looks like a dude.

Can he turn into a bird? Is he a burd cursed to look like a person? Was he a bird in his past life, or feels like he has the heart of a bird? Is this some weird slang he never heard of... The possibilities are truly endless.]

[feathery]

[Davesprite is still on audio precisely because he's used to weirding people out with his appearance—even if a blue dude should technically take it better—but hey, this inquiry works either way.]

A bird as in I'm a feathery asshole who dispenses plot deets for a living. Or did. Kinda over that line of work, now.

[digthefuzz]

[Okay maybe he just soudns human]

I've got no idea what a plot deet is, but... sure, why not? I'll take it. [He still feels like he doesn't know much of anything, but why not just roll with it.]

[feathery]

[His speech is pretty good, even for a talking bird. Not a squawk to be heard.]

Do they have video games where you're from.

[digthefuzz]

Do they!

Of course, I play them all the time!

[feathery]

Awesome, that means I don't have to regale you with a roundabout explanation. But your wise, helpful spirit guide who annoys you in the menu when you first start your quest.

That's me.

[digthefuzz]

Whoa! For real?

Wait a second! Does that mean that you're... like... that owl from Zelda? [He's a bird! ...But this guy sounds, um, a lot less formal.]

[feathery]

[Oh my god.]

Yes. That's exactly what I'm like.

[A beat.]

Ok, no, if we gotta be real, I was probably more like the annoying fairy that follows you around and tells you "hey, listen!"

[digthefuzz]

I kind of liked that fairy...

[feathery]

I dunno, "kind of" makes it sound like you're feeling conflicted about it, dude. It'd be like me saying I guess I'm "kind of" ok with cats.

[He is kind of ok with cats, tho.]

[digthefuzz]

Maybe a little bit... Or maybe it more means you like it but want to play it down for someone who doesn't?

[feathery]

I know, I'm just giving you shit about it. But I can at least vouch for the fact I'm way worse at my job than Navi.

[digthefuzz]

Well, that's no big deal. I mean, it's not like life's a video game.

[feathery]

Said the blue guy to a formerly orange NPC.

[digthefuzz]

Hey, just because I'm blue doesn't make me some kind of video game sprite! Do I look like a frogger to you?

[feathery]

Nah, not green enough. Though I dunno, maybe this is presumptuous, [BECAUSE HE WASN'T JUST] but do you know someone named Raven.

[digthefuzz]

[The only Raven who comes to mind is his former principal, Raven Darkholme.

Who, of course, turned out to be his now-dead mutant terrorist mom.]

Raven? Um... I think you have to be more specific, man. [He's hoping he's referring to someone else... he can't think of any other Ravens he knows, though.]

[feathery]

She's like our age, assuming you're actually a teenager and not an ancient relic of times long forgotten and dead. Or something dumb like that. She had the blue look down. [That's the most obvious one.]

I guess she was usually a shapeshifter? Dunno if I can get more specific than that.