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[ricksybusiness]

Who: Rick Sanchez
Broadcast: fleetwide text post
Action: marsiva
When: right the heck now

SELECT * FROM passengers;

SELECT * FROM marsiva;

SELECT * FROM gromflomites;

SELECT * FROM galacticfederation;

SELECT * FROM gromflomite;

SELECT * FROM stupidfuckingbugs;

SELECT * FROM atroma;

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE species LIKE 'gromflomite';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE loyalty LIKE 'galacticfederation';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE audience LIKE 'galacticfederation';

sdlkjsdsd

- - MARSIVA - -
[Rick woke up, realized he wasn't where he was a second ago -- the breakfast table -- and immediately found a terminal. No brainwave jammer. Not good. Without knowing exactly where he is in terms of Federation space, he could be very actively screwed.

The terminal doesn't seem to be cooperating a lot, actually, so Rick throws it across the room (it's hand-sized, which makes for convenient throwing), then stoops to pick it up. He's fiddling with it as he walks around, scowling, not really paying attention to where he's going.]

Comments

[ricksybusiness]

no kidding
any idea how they got that kind of tech

[thebarkside]

ummm, are we sure its actually some kind of tech??
because it was a weird magic in the last place that i was in like this
i guess i just kind of assumed it was the same

[ricksybusiness]

magic doesn't exist so yes

[thebarkside]

yes it does

[ricksybusiness]

if you like sounding like a fucking moron, okay, that's your choice

[thebarkside]

:T there is nothing moronic about accepting reality as reality
i realize this place is a lot different than what you are probably used to but there is no reason to go around acting like a jerk!!!
ive been stuck in weird alternate universes for years now, i know what i am talking about, mister/miss

[ wow she knows literally nothing about this person and should probably. not be arguing. but whatever. ]

[ricksybusiness]

wow.

what are you, 15? 16?

[thebarkside]

probably at least seventeen
not that its particularly relevant to anything

[ricksybusiness]

it's super fucking relevant, you sound just like my pain in the ass grandkids

[thebarkside]

omfg you are a GRANDPARENT???
who let that happen???? >|
i will allow the comparison if either of your grandkids can fly, butthead

[ricksybusiness]

you're preaching to the choir dawg

and sure, strap a jetpack to anything and it'll do that

im so sorry for tagging you with a homestuck btw

[thebarkside]

i can do it without any kind of assistance, thank you very much

he's used to plucky teens, it's ok

[ricksybusiness]

big deal
you want an award or something

[thebarkside]

no, thanks
i am actually pretty good without
do you have a name?

[ricksybusiness]

rick

[thebarkside]

are you injured?
are your grandkids here? do they need help? do you need anything? etc etc etc

[ricksybusiness]

no
probably not, or they'd be annoying me already

all i need is information

[thebarkside]

information like.....?

[ricksybusiness]

i didn't type all that just for fun

have you heard of gromflomites or the galactic federation

[thebarkside]

nope
next?

[ricksybusiness]

information on what systems this stupid tv show actually broadcasts to

[thebarkside]

they havent actually given us anything like that
we do get shipments of stuff sometimes, though
a bunch of cans of coke with all our names misspelled once

they seem to make a pretty concerted effort to make sure we are not actually awarded with anything useful

[ricksybusiness]

goddammit

great

[thebarkside]

are you still on the marsiva?
youll be shuffled to an actual ship soon

[ricksybusiness]

is that supposed to make me feel better