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[ricksybusiness]

Who: Rick Sanchez
Broadcast: fleetwide text post
Action: marsiva
When: right the heck now

SELECT * FROM passengers;

SELECT * FROM marsiva;

SELECT * FROM gromflomites;

SELECT * FROM galacticfederation;

SELECT * FROM gromflomite;

SELECT * FROM stupidfuckingbugs;

SELECT * FROM atroma;

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE species LIKE 'gromflomite';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE loyalty LIKE 'galacticfederation';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE audience LIKE 'galacticfederation';

sdlkjsdsd

- - MARSIVA - -
[Rick woke up, realized he wasn't where he was a second ago -- the breakfast table -- and immediately found a terminal. No brainwave jammer. Not good. Without knowing exactly where he is in terms of Federation space, he could be very actively screwed.

The terminal doesn't seem to be cooperating a lot, actually, so Rick throws it across the room (it's hand-sized, which makes for convenient throwing), then stoops to pick it up. He's fiddling with it as he walks around, scowling, not really paying attention to where he's going.]

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Keep going, I think you've almost cracked it with that keysmash.

[ricksybusiness]

it's not my fault this thing is a shitty twitter knockoff
god there's not even an autocorrect

[onlyanapple]

No, but you CAN play a thrilling game of Flappy Bird.

That's all that really matters in this world, right?

[ricksybusiness]

nothing matters, but that probably matters the least out of everything
scientifically

text

[thebarkside]

clever, but it doesnt really work like that :/
mostly these are just communicators

[ricksybusiness]

figured that out when it didn't ping back jack and/or shit yeah
an actual terminal would be nice but I'm not expecting much at this point, it's like an ikea in here

[thebarkside]

i thought ikeas had cool stuff in them???
this is all just lame sci-fi junk mostly
i mean i guess the spaceships are probably pretty cool if youre not already used to that kinda thing
welcome to the fleet :p

[ricksybusiness]

sure, if mass produced, soulless minimalism made of plywood is your idea of "cool"

[Pointedly ignoring the welcome, maybe...]

[forgetyourusedtobe]

What are you trying to do?

[ricksybusiness]

execute a search string, didn't realize this pos was a smartphone

[forgetyourusedtobe]

What made you think it wasn't something to communicate with?

[ricksybusiness]

i was in the middle of breakfast and then i woke up in a spacebound ikea showroom, are you really going to give me shit for being disoriented

[honorbends]

Can you stop.

[ricksybusiness]

SELECT * FROM passengers
WHERE thisguy LIKE 'mindshisfuckingbusiness';

[honorbends]

My name is Zuko. Which you can look up.

Idiot.

The computer obviously doesn't work like that, so stop trying.

[ricksybusiness]

alright let me put this in a way you might understand
mind your fucking business

text

[got_it_memorized]

What's the Galactic Federation? Sounds like the bad guys in a sci-fi show.

[ricksybusiness]

yeah did you not notice where you are

text;

[recopy]

[o shit is that SQL he sees over here...HUH]

Oh, that's not a bad idea. Are any of the commands actually working so far, though? [with that ending keysmash there he kind of....doubts it....but, still worth checking??]

[ricksybusiness]

no
i'm getting information from people instead which is annoying

[recopy]

Well, it was worth a shot, at least! I think I would have been more surprised if it actually did work, though...these comms seem to run on totally different kinds of programs.

Are people not being very helpful?

[ricksybusiness]

[Wow, that's a lot of positivity that Rick is just going to... ignore.]

people are never helpful

[lightedsoul]

Are you trying to hack Atroma or something?

[ricksybusiness]

using sql to hack anything would be really sad, so no

[lightedsoul]

So what are you trying to do?