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[ricksybusiness]

Who: Rick Sanchez
Broadcast: fleetwide text post
Action: marsiva
When: right the heck now

SELECT * FROM passengers;

SELECT * FROM marsiva;

SELECT * FROM gromflomites;

SELECT * FROM galacticfederation;

SELECT * FROM gromflomite;

SELECT * FROM stupidfuckingbugs;

SELECT * FROM atroma;

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE species LIKE 'gromflomite';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE loyalty LIKE 'galacticfederation';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE audience LIKE 'galacticfederation';

sdlkjsdsd

- - MARSIVA - -
[Rick woke up, realized he wasn't where he was a second ago -- the breakfast table -- and immediately found a terminal. No brainwave jammer. Not good. Without knowing exactly where he is in terms of Federation space, he could be very actively screwed.

The terminal doesn't seem to be cooperating a lot, actually, so Rick throws it across the room (it's hand-sized, which makes for convenient throwing), then stoops to pick it up. He's fiddling with it as he walks around, scowling, not really paying attention to where he's going.]

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Well, good for you. Congrats on the penis.

I'm sure you're very proud.

[ricksybusiness]

it serves its purpose

[onlyanapple]

Does it really? Even here in space?

[ricksybusiness]

basically
zero gravity requires some math

[onlyanapple]

You know, I hadn't really tried. Something to keep in mind for the future, I suppose.

[ricksybusiness]

yeah some people really go for it, who knows

[onlyanapple]

Especially here. There are some right weirdos here.

[ricksybusiness]

i can tell you with 100% certainty i've met weirder

[onlyanapple]

Been to Soho in London at night, then?

[ricksybusiness]

the 12th moon of hd 10180 g
on new year's

[onlyanapple]

I'll have to take your word on that one, unless the Fleet sends us in that direction.

[ricksybusiness]

this is a different dimension, so who knows what it'll be like anyway

[It has to be a different dimension, anyway. There are too many variables for it not to be.]

[onlyanapple]

True. Probably some bullshit Atroma-esque thing. That's my experience, anyway.

[ricksybusiness]

so this is a long-term thing

[onlyanapple]

I've been here about a year. So I'm guessing yes.

[ricksybusiness]

fantastic

[onlyanapple]

At least it's not a soul eating castle. That's something.

Not much. But something.

[ricksybusiness]

that sounds really specific

[onlyanapple]

That's because it is. Last place I was stuck at was a soul eating castle.
Or emotions eating castle, I suppose, in my case.

[ricksybusiness]

right on, souls don't exist

[onlyanapple]

Not in demons, no. Humans? Most definitely.

[ricksybusiness]

jesus christ
how do i hang up on you

[onlyanapple]

Can you ever really hang up on someone?

[ricksybusiness]

let's test that hypothesis

[DISCONNECTS.]

[onlyanapple]

[BYE RICK, HE HARDLY KNEW YE. ]