driftfleet

Who: Rick Sanchez
Broadcast: fleetwide text post
Action: marsiva
When: right the heck now

SELECT * FROM passengers;

SELECT * FROM marsiva;

SELECT * FROM gromflomites;

SELECT * FROM galacticfederation;

SELECT * FROM gromflomite;

SELECT * FROM stupidfuckingbugs;

SELECT * FROM atroma;

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE species LIKE 'gromflomite';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE loyalty LIKE 'galacticfederation';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE audience LIKE 'galacticfederation';

sdlkjsdsd

- - MARSIVA - -
[Rick woke up, realized he wasn't where he was a second ago -- the breakfast table -- and immediately found a terminal. No brainwave jammer. Not good. Without knowing exactly where he is in terms of Federation space, he could be very actively screwed.

The terminal doesn't seem to be cooperating a lot, actually, so Rick throws it across the room (it's hand-sized, which makes for convenient throwing), then stoops to pick it up. He's fiddling with it as he walks around, scowling, not really paying attention to where he's going.]

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Keep going, I think you've almost cracked it with that keysmash.

it's not my fault this thing is a shitty twitter knockoff
god there's not even an autocorrect

No, but you CAN play a thrilling game of Flappy Bird.

That's all that really matters in this world, right?

nothing matters, but that probably matters the least out of everything
scientifically

Edited 2015-10-09 04:17 (UTC)

Oh, we're talking scientifically.

I thought this was a theology thing.

What do you think matters the most. Scientifically.

it's hard to quantify nothing against nothing honestly

i mean i could probably do it if i felt like it
but i don't

A man after my own heart.

Assuming you're a man.

I mean, you might be a lizard for all I know.

nope, pretty human
penis and everything

Well, good for you. Congrats on the penis.

I'm sure you're very proud.

it serves its purpose

Does it really? Even here in space?

basically
zero gravity requires some math

Edited (my HTML nooo) 2015-10-13 22:54 (UTC)

You know, I hadn't really tried. Something to keep in mind for the future, I suppose.

yeah some people really go for it, who knows

Especially here. There are some right weirdos here.

i can tell you with 100% certainty i've met weirder

Been to Soho in London at night, then?

the 12th moon of hd 10180 g
on new year's

I'll have to take your word on that one, unless the Fleet sends us in that direction.

this is a different dimension, so who knows what it'll be like anyway

[It has to be a different dimension, anyway. There are too many variables for it not to be.]