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[ricksybusiness]

Who: Rick Sanchez
Broadcast: fleetwide text post
Action: marsiva
When: right the heck now

SELECT * FROM passengers;

SELECT * FROM marsiva;

SELECT * FROM gromflomites;

SELECT * FROM galacticfederation;

SELECT * FROM gromflomite;

SELECT * FROM stupidfuckingbugs;

SELECT * FROM atroma;

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE species LIKE 'gromflomite';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE loyalty LIKE 'galacticfederation';

SELECT * FROM atroma
WHERE audience LIKE 'galacticfederation';

sdlkjsdsd

- - MARSIVA - -
[Rick woke up, realized he wasn't where he was a second ago -- the breakfast table -- and immediately found a terminal. No brainwave jammer. Not good. Without knowing exactly where he is in terms of Federation space, he could be very actively screwed.

The terminal doesn't seem to be cooperating a lot, actually, so Rick throws it across the room (it's hand-sized, which makes for convenient throwing), then stoops to pick it up. He's fiddling with it as he walks around, scowling, not really paying attention to where he's going.]

Comments

[ricksybusiness]

no
i'm getting information from people instead which is annoying

[recopy]

Well, it was worth a shot, at least! I think I would have been more surprised if it actually did work, though...these comms seem to run on totally different kinds of programs.

Are people not being very helpful?

[ricksybusiness]

[Wow, that's a lot of positivity that Rick is just going to... ignore.]

people are never helpful

[recopy]

[rick pls ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY IS THAT WHAT IT IS]

Ah, not even a little bit sometimes? Sure, they're probably not the same as an SQL's query result, but still...

I haven't heard of anybody saying anything about a galactic federation here, though. [Since that seemed to be one of the things this guy was wondering about, in earlier aforementioned SQL query...] Is that where you're from?

[ricksybusiness]

[kinda. yes. a little.]




not exactly
but since nobody's heard of it, that's fine too, i'm not complaining

[recopy]

[that is a highly unfortunate condition that u should get looked at sir.....]

Oh, ok. So they galactic federation is something you'd actually rather...avoid, I guess?

[ricksybusiness]

governments in general are things i like to avoid

imagine the worst controlling, bureaucratic bullshit imaginable but now multiply it on a galaxy-wide scale
that's the galactic federation