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driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
alwayscomeback) wrote in driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation
Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
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[Or rather, she's assuming the crew wouldn't want Allen to share a ship with someone who sets off his eye.]
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[Which is why he's watching.]
The first one would be wonderful though! Riku agreed to help out, but I feel bad about making him cook for two ships every night.
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I can promise I don't have any chainsaw limbs, and I can cook a pretty damn good steak.
You don't have to worry about that with me. The Bishop already has a different cook, so I'm pretty useless over here anyway.
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[WHAT HE'D GIVE TO LIVE ON A SHIP WITH TWO COOKS!!]
But that's good to hear. I'll let you work it out with Sokka then, since he's our captain.
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Okay. ... If I do start cooking over there, do you want some warnings first, by the way?
[So she doesn't surprise him with his eye going nuts. She can't imagine that thing feels pleasant.]
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I'm free basically always, so whenever's easiest for your crew is fine. Hell, I can probably make a few days' worth in advance, if that would help. Anything I need to know about cooking for your crew, before I start?
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That works for me. Allen's the only one with a special diet, so you don't need to worry.
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Anything in particular you guys like?
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Everyone can let you know what they love, me? It's meat all the way.
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Sounds like I'll do fine cooking for you guys.
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Great! I look forward to eating your no-doubt delicious food.
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Yeah, let me know when I should come over, and I'll be there.
[Unless, you know, your sister ruins everything.]
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Will do, thanks again.
[Katara ruins EVERYTHING. ]