006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

[alwayscomeback]

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

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[dancingmd]

[.... Sokka. Where have you been for the past six months?]

I know how to cook. Granted, not as well as Kairi, but I often helped her out in here. I made Allen soup just the other day!

[alwayscomeback]

[Passed out and working on fixing things!!! ]

That was you? I thought we gained some sort of soup ghost!!!

[dancingmd]

[And up go those eyebrows!]

A soup ghost? And that seemed more probable to you than the possibility that one of us knows how to cook?

[alwayscomeback]

I don't know, I thought, hey, maybe we got a soup ghost. It's not impossible.

[dancingmd]

[She smiles]

Not a ghost, just me.

[She walks the rest of the way into the room and sits down at the table.]

Which, I know is not nearly as exciting, but at least I won't be rattling any chains in the hallway.

[alwayscomeback]

I don't know, I think you could give the place some real atmosphere if you rattle some chains. Maybe go ooooooooooooooooooooooh~ a lot.

[dancingmd]

Hmm, maybe I should. It is almost Halloween after all.

[alwayscomeback]

Oh right...that weird spooky holiday from Earth.

[dancingmd]

Oh, it's one of my favorites! It's a good excuse to dress up and there's always lots of chocolate and games and [She grins mischievously.] pranks.

[alwayscomeback]

Hmmm, I do like chocolate and pranks. They are very good hallmarks for a great night.

[dancingmd]

Unfortunately, chocolate is harder to come by around here. And I'm not sure I want to see what sponsors would come up with.

[alwayscomeback]

Ew. It'd probably be something gross.

[dancingmd]

Mm-hmm. Our luck we would get a crateful of chocolate covered worms.

[alwayscomeback]

[Such disgusted flailing!!! ]


EWWW EWWW EWWWWW!

[dancingmd]

[She grins. He just makes things too easy with his reactions.]

It's considered a delicacy in many parts of the galaxy.

[Though which parts, she'll be vague on. Feringinar at the very least.]

[alwayscomeback]

[He looks so horrified. ]

WHY? Why would it be that way?!!!

[dancingmd]

Chocolate covered is better than not chocolate covered at least. [She wiggles her fingers.] The Klingons like live worms.

[alwayscomeback]

...

Like... eating them while they're alive? And...and wriggling?

[dancingmd]

Mmm-hmm. The more they move, the better.

[Okay, torturing time is over.]

If a Klingon ever shows up here, don't tell them this, but I find it absolutely disgusting.

[alwayscomeback]

Ewwwwwwww.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.

[dancingmd]

I knew I could count on you. And I promise, I won't cook the crew any worms - just soup.

[alwayscomeback]

That's good. I want my diet worm free.

[dancingmd]

That's generally for the best, yes.