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006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation

Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th

[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]

Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.

SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.

[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]

Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.

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Sure. [Listen, food is Very Important, okay?] But they need ta bring some of their rations over ta supplement what we've got. Prep's only gonna stretch what we've got so far.

...an' it might be a nice gesture of appreciation if we had access of some of those supplies for ourselves as well.

[SHE'S JUST SAYING. Because EVERY UPGRADE means coffee. C'mon, Eugene, you've got her back on this, right?]

Some of those supplies meaning mostly coffee, right?

[Clay tilts his head back over the chair to look upside down at her with a grin. Yes, he knows her ways, and Eugene's ways too, even though he's not a coffee drinker himself.]

Could do with some of that fresh meat too...

[But yes. Mostly coffee. Her stash is nearly gone, though she's stocking up what she can from the planet.

What. Stop that, Captain, she is the most innocent here. See the halo?]

Mmm, meat. Yes. Meat is a good trade too.

[He brings his head back down to nod in approval. Not much coffee for him, yes, but meat? Yesssss.]

[Rogue rolls her eyes.]

Yeah, thought you'd like that idea, Captain.

[Honestly, she'd try to get him to drink coffee, except they were in such short supply...]

[Look, he's making the fingers across his chest gesture. ]

I absolutely promise you guys can have some of our supplies.

Coffee, meat, an' veggies, mostly.

[Just putting the order right in. Okay? Okay.

Listen. Food is Very Important, and Rogue gets that. So she doesn't mind driving a bargain for the food she also hopes to receive. Coffeeeeeeeeee.]

You got a deal. We can spare all those things. Heck, you can have my share of coffee. I'm not allowed it, apparently.

Not allowed it?

[Look. Not that she is not happy to have your share of coffee, because BELIEVE ME, SHE IS, but what is this travesty?]

My First Mate thinks I'm dangerous with it.

...To be fair he's probably right. The last time my augment glitched it gave me hyper energy and...things happened.

...'things happened.' Okay. [Shaking her head, not even sure she wants to know, to be honest.] Well. Eugene an' I will be happy ta take that off your hands. So - any requests? Preferences? Allergies?

Horrible things. I don't wanna give you nightmares.

I love meat. Like, a lot. Meat all the time. Allen's a vegetarian, so no meat for him. I'm sure everyone else can fill you in with what they want most.

[Considering most of what they have to work with is... decidedly not meat, Rogue doesn't really think feeding Allen is going to be a problem.]

So noted.

[Yup. She's a talker.]

[Oh how well versed he is in non-talkers. ]

Thanks, I appreciate it a lot.

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