Feb. 8th, 2016

digthefuzz: (sly as hell with newspaper)
[personal profile] digthefuzz
Who: Kurt Wagner, the crew of the Huntress + anyone who may be visiting the ship. And anyone who might have a food delivery job!
Broadcast: Huntress-wide
Action: On board the Huntress!
When: Shortly after the latest Shuffle

[At some point while the Huntress is in orbit, an announcement comes across the speakers. It's a young voice with a German accent, and this blue guy is broadcasting from the ship's bridge.]

Guten tag. Good people of the S.S. Huntress, this is your captain - one of your captains, Kurt Wagner, speaking. Do we have any new crew in the house? If so, um... welcome! But for anyone who's hearing this message in general, I have a special mission, should you choose to accept it.

Today, I found out that there's a way to make a dream come true. A simple dream... a dream of getting pizza delivered to a spaceship! But there's a catch. They'll deliver, but the minimum order they ask for? It's pretty big. Now I don't mind having pizza to spare, but I do mind being even deeper in a financial hole. But then I remembered... Hey, there's a whole bunch of us here! If we all pitch in, we can nail this order without having to nail our wallets' coffins shut! So, come on! Speak up if you want to chip in... and name the topping or side order of your choice! Let's make this happen!

Addendum

[A few minutes later, Kurt sends out a secondary announcement to cover something that he's realized might be an issue:]

Okay, it's come to my attention that a lot of you might not know what pizza is! It's this really delicious stuff... I admit it's far from the healthiest food, but, um... it's like this flatbread that's covered in tomato sauce and melted cheese, and there's all kinds of toppings you can put on it, like meat and vegetables. They come mostly in big circular pies, and you take triangular slices from it. Pretty awesome, huh? And I left a menu out in the bridge so you can check out all the toppings and side orders they have. Um... hope that helps! Kurt out!

[ooc: Based on the answer to this question! Basically, anyone who has any reason to be on the ship can feel free to chime in and contribute! Threadjacking is also encouraged. And anyone can be free to have their character be the poor deliver person saddled with bringing this entire order up!]
willak: (come take a walk on the wild side)
[personal profile] willak
Who: Raylene Carter & the good folks of the SS Paisley
Broadcast: To SS Paisley
Action: SS Paisley
When: RIGHT NOW

Time to give into the kindness of strangers )
stickupherforehead: <user name="accipiter"> (magic storage unit)
[personal profile] stickupherforehead
Who: Pearl and you!
Broadcast: Sure.
Action: On the Vanquish
When: Now..ish.

[Pearl has been poofed for a week! It's kinda like hitting the reset button, but with 500% more canon updating! Either way, we've all now lost the chance to sell Pearl for lots of money and then have her steal herself back.

The scene is pretty nondescript at first. Just the bridge of the ship, with a gem sitting on a pillow off to the side if you squint. If you wait long enough, the gem suddenly glows, levitating over to where there's a clear space. Light comes out of the rock, cycling through a few humanoid shapes before settling on a familiar one.]


Mmmf. [Pearl stretches almost luxuriously.] That wasn't too bad. Though for the life of me, I can't remember why -

[and then she's finally noticing her surroundings.] - I'm still here??

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