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[tfwnogf]

Who:Okuyasu Nijimura and Josuke Higashikata
Broadcast: Open, Video
Action: SS Bloodsport
When: RIGHT NOW!!

[The video starts out with a very… distraught looking japanese school boy, who… actually looks kind of like a punk. Face marks, dollar signs on his chest, the words BILLION and MILLION on his sleeves…

Yeah. He looks like the kid of guy you don't want to meet in a dark alley. But that is all looks- because right now he looks like he's in near tears. To his right is another school boy about the same age as he is, his face only really showing up on the edge of the screen, but the pompadour on his head is taking up a lot of space on the feed above both of them.]]

They have vanilla!

Dude-

They have chocolate!

Hey-

They have spicy chili!

Man, chill-

Where is the strawberry flavor?! How am I supposed to deal with this, every morning, having only chocolate ice cream?! How am I supposed to start off the New Year this miserable??

[OKAY RELAX PAL, the other schoolboy moves closer to grab his shoulders, giving him a few shakes.]

Hey, c'mon! Don't freak! I'm sure they have strawberry somewhere. We'll...we'll just ask, alright? Chill out.

[So...he looks directly into the camera.]

Hey, yo, so...little help on the strawberry front? We can like....work something out, cuz we're new so we don't got any cash or nothin'.

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[retrovert]

[Still on his communicator, but leaning halfway in Okuyasu's direction as he speaks. Clearly this whole strawberry thing is TOP. PRIORITY.]

Alright, so this girl got me thinking...we could try and find some alternative, right? Space alternative. Like...whatever weird fruit they got up here. There's gotta be something similar.

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[tfwnogf]

They can't have fruit in space man, like, there's no dirt.

[retrovert]

But what if space fruit doesn't need dirt? We can't say for sure. It might be spores or something, like in that one movie.

Or maybe it's all dehydrated seeds? You just add a drop of water and you get instant fruit, like in that other movie.

All I'm saying is, you gotta keep an open mind.

[tfwnogf]

I can deal with dehydrated seeds, but no way am I eating anything with spores.

I wish Tonio was here. He could make this gross space food good.

[retrovert]

Aw man, don't talk about his cooking! I don't wanna get hungry for his stuff, we can't get it here. I'll go nuts thinking about it.

[tfwnogf]

I'm already feeling it! If I have to be in this kinda torment, you should be too!

[retrovert]

Dammit...

Maybe we ought to pay to have him beamed up here instead. He could be, like, our personal space chef.

[tfwnogf]

...You think we can really do that?

[retrovert]

I hope so. Otherwise I'm gonna go nuts thinkin' about this...