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Who:Okuyasu Nijimura and Josuke Higashikata
Broadcast: Open, Video
Action: SS Bloodsport
When: RIGHT NOW!!

[The video starts out with a very… distraught looking japanese school boy, who… actually looks kind of like a punk. Face marks, dollar signs on his chest, the words BILLION and MILLION on his sleeves…

Yeah. He looks like the kid of guy you don't want to meet in a dark alley. But that is all looks- because right now he looks like he's in near tears. To his right is another school boy about the same age as he is, his face only really showing up on the edge of the screen, but the pompadour on his head is taking up a lot of space on the feed above both of them.]]

They have vanilla!

Dude-

They have chocolate!

Hey-

They have spicy chili!

Man, chill-

Where is the strawberry flavor?! How am I supposed to deal with this, every morning, having only chocolate ice cream?! How am I supposed to start off the New Year this miserable??

[OKAY RELAX PAL, the other schoolboy moves closer to grab his shoulders, giving him a few shakes.]

Hey, c'mon! Don't freak! I'm sure they have strawberry somewhere. We'll...we'll just ask, alright? Chill out.

[So...he looks directly into the camera.]

Hey, yo, so...little help on the strawberry front? We can like....work something out, cuz we're new so we don't got any cash or nothin'.

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( What is he even wearing wonders the young woman who wears either the unremarkable jumpsuit or - in this video - her dress from home. Feeling pretty medieval all up in here. )

I'm not sure anyone's actually managed to grow any berries quite yet. I know we haven't... sorry about that. You're both brand new to that ship from the Marsiva?

( That's at least four without hearing anything from the mysterious people who said last week all their sweaters were going to explode. )

[Still on his communicator, but leaning halfway in Okuyasu's direction as he speaks. Clearly this whole strawberry thing is TOP. PRIORITY.]

Alright, so this girl got me thinking...we could try and find some alternative, right? Space alternative. Like...whatever weird fruit they got up here. There's gotta be something similar.

[hello, children. your tall, pale-skinned captain has walked in on the middle of all this commotion. what is even going on in here. you crazy kids.]

So, we... can hear you down the hall. What's up?

[ b... link

say hello to your kind of shy shipmate--it's more than likely that he hasn't been seen since they've arrived on the ship, but he is the first security officer by the way he's wearing the flexi-armor. ]

Strawberry? What's so--

[ good about strawberry, he almost says, and then clears his throat. right, not everyone is a chocoholic. ]

What kind of strawberry? Ice cream, candy, cake...?

Upgrade your kitchen, boys! The first one comes with a strawberry flavor. Well, it tries, at least. Talk to your captain about upgrades. What ship are you on anyhow?

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