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Who:Okuyasu Nijimura and Josuke Higashikata
Broadcast: Open, Video
Action: SS Bloodsport
When: RIGHT NOW!!

[The video starts out with a very… distraught looking japanese school boy, who… actually looks kind of like a punk. Face marks, dollar signs on his chest, the words BILLION and MILLION on his sleeves…

Yeah. He looks like the kid of guy you don't want to meet in a dark alley. But that is all looks- because right now he looks like he's in near tears. To his right is another school boy about the same age as he is, his face only really showing up on the edge of the screen, but the pompadour on his head is taking up a lot of space on the feed above both of them.]]

They have vanilla!

Dude-

They have chocolate!

Hey-

They have spicy chili!

Man, chill-

Where is the strawberry flavor?! How am I supposed to deal with this, every morning, having only chocolate ice cream?! How am I supposed to start off the New Year this miserable??

[OKAY RELAX PAL, the other schoolboy moves closer to grab his shoulders, giving him a few shakes.]

Hey, c'mon! Don't freak! I'm sure they have strawberry somewhere. We'll...we'll just ask, alright? Chill out.

[So...he looks directly into the camera.]

Hey, yo, so...little help on the strawberry front? We can like....work something out, cuz we're new so we don't got any cash or nothin'.

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It sounds like it... Goodness.

[everybody just calm down here...]

All right. Remind me what your name is, please?

Nijimura, Okuyasu.

Who are you?

[He's been cool with just letting Okuyasu...scream...but if Robin is asking names-]

Josuke.

[Hands in pockets, cool upwards nod as a greeting. Oh yeah. Total coolkids here. no]

Edited 2015-01-04 03:13 (UTC)

[at Oku--] I'm Robin, this ship's captain.

[and then he nods right back at Josuke sup] Good to meet both of you. I'm not gonna lie--the flavors around here? Not great. And I like your face scars. [YEAH right back to Oku he's got this.] You look cool. So I want to help you guys out, all right?

[Look cool...? They look cool?

...Of course they look cool! Ha ha ha...]

Yeah- you're cool too. So uh, how do you wanna help us out?

[aw yeah he's got this.]

Unfortunately, I can't do much until we're off this planet. But hey, we should be coming up on some new way-stations soon, so if they've got the stuff, I'll get it for you.

[HERE, ANXIOUS YOUTH, have a friendly pat on the shoulder.]

I've got some extra money squared away, I'll see what I can do. And I'll bug you for upgrade shit later, there might be something we can do in the kitchen to fix the "no strawberry" problem. Got it?

Yeah, got it! Thanks, man!

[WHAT A NICE STRANGER that he should absolutely trust to keep his word and be nice even though they only met like 2 minutes ago!!]

Hey, no problem. That's what I'm here for.

[he waves his hand. this is how shit gets done.]

I guess you can go back to screaming, or whatever you were doing before.

I wasn't screamin' none. I was just-

[Crying. Wailing. Sobbing.]

Gettin' mad, is all.

Haha. [YEAH RIGHT.] Okay, sure. You can go back to being mad.

I will, dammit!

That's the spirit. I'm gonna go fuck around with the engine, just come get me if you need anything.

[YEP if everything is under control here he will leave you crazy kids to your crazy things.]