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[tfwnogf]

Who:Okuyasu Nijimura and Josuke Higashikata
Broadcast: Open, Video
Action: SS Bloodsport
When: RIGHT NOW!!

[The video starts out with a very… distraught looking japanese school boy, who… actually looks kind of like a punk. Face marks, dollar signs on his chest, the words BILLION and MILLION on his sleeves…

Yeah. He looks like the kid of guy you don't want to meet in a dark alley. But that is all looks- because right now he looks like he's in near tears. To his right is another school boy about the same age as he is, his face only really showing up on the edge of the screen, but the pompadour on his head is taking up a lot of space on the feed above both of them.]]

They have vanilla!

Dude-

They have chocolate!

Hey-

They have spicy chili!

Man, chill-

Where is the strawberry flavor?! How am I supposed to deal with this, every morning, having only chocolate ice cream?! How am I supposed to start off the New Year this miserable??

[OKAY RELAX PAL, the other schoolboy moves closer to grab his shoulders, giving him a few shakes.]

Hey, c'mon! Don't freak! I'm sure they have strawberry somewhere. We'll...we'll just ask, alright? Chill out.

[So...he looks directly into the camera.]

Hey, yo, so...little help on the strawberry front? We can like....work something out, cuz we're new so we don't got any cash or nothin'.

Comments

[tfwnogf]

Yeah, got it! Thanks, man!

[WHAT A NICE STRANGER that he should absolutely trust to keep his word and be nice even though they only met like 2 minutes ago!!]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Hey, no problem. That's what I'm here for.

[he waves his hand. this is how shit gets done.]

I guess you can go back to screaming, or whatever you were doing before.

[tfwnogf]

I wasn't screamin' none. I was just-

[Crying. Wailing. Sobbing.]

Gettin' mad, is all.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Haha. [YEAH RIGHT.] Okay, sure. You can go back to being mad.

[tfwnogf]

I will, dammit!

[birdsbirdsbirds]

That's the spirit. I'm gonna go fuck around with the engine, just come get me if you need anything.

[YEP if everything is under control here he will leave you crazy kids to your crazy things.]

[tfwnogf]

Wait, wait, wait- what are you doing with the engine? Are you allowed to do that...?

[Don't make it blow up, new friend...]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Yeah, sure! I'm also the engineer, after all.

[he is specifically not mentioning what he is going to do to that poor engine.]

[tfwnogf]

Oh, okay. That makes sense then.

[BUYING IT ANYWAY...]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

See? No worries~

[saunters away... it'll be fine I swear.]