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Okuyasu Nijimura | 虹村億泰 ([personal profile] tfwnogf) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-01-03 10:05 am

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Who:Okuyasu Nijimura and Josuke Higashikata
Broadcast: Open, Video
Action: SS Bloodsport
When: RIGHT NOW!!

[The video starts out with a very… distraught looking japanese school boy, who… actually looks kind of like a punk. Face marks, dollar signs on his chest, the words BILLION and MILLION on his sleeves…

Yeah. He looks like the kid of guy you don't want to meet in a dark alley. But that is all looks- because right now he looks like he's in near tears. To his right is another school boy about the same age as he is, his face only really showing up on the edge of the screen, but the pompadour on his head is taking up a lot of space on the feed above both of them.
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They have vanilla!

Dude-

They have chocolate!

Hey-

They have spicy chili!

Man, chill-

Where is the strawberry flavor?! How am I supposed to deal with this, every morning, having only chocolate ice cream?! How am I supposed to start off the New Year this miserable??

[OKAY RELAX PAL, the other schoolboy moves closer to grab his shoulders, giving him a few shakes.]

Hey, c'mon! Don't freak! I'm sure they have strawberry somewhere. We'll...we'll just ask, alright? Chill out.

[So...he looks directly into the camera.]

Hey, yo, so...little help on the strawberry front? We can like....work something out, cuz we're new so we don't got any cash or nothin'.
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[personal profile] retrovert 2015-01-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Man, weren't you paying attention? They weren't magnet clouds.

They were magellan clouds. Y'know, like the band?
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1/2

[personal profile] retrovert 2015-01-06 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon, you know...they do that one song...
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[personal profile] retrovert 2015-01-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
The one that goes...

DUH NUN NUN, DUH NUN NUN, DUHHHH NUN NUN, DUN-DUN-DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN -HOW MUCH MORE CAN I TAKEEEEE?- DUH, NUNUNUN, DUH, NUNUNUN, YEAH, YEAH, YEAAAAH! I AIN'T GOING BACK!

KILLER OF HOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

WEEOO WEEO WEEOO, BAM BAM BAM, DUNNN NN NN, DUNNN NN NN, WEEOO WEOOO WEOOO.

KILLER OF HOOOPE.

That one.
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those damn 48 hour workshifts of yours

[personal profile] retrovert 2015-01-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
What? Naw you're crazy man, I'm telling you. It's weooo.